SIDESTORY - Pizza Thot: Honk Honk If You're Horny (Patreon)

Gettin' along like never before, we've got some HoneyMoney content for you! We've also got an upcoming poll for new stories, two more ventis, and our pinups lined up for the end of June.

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Pizza Thot was back in business and Boss was intent on making sure that everyone knew it. A few fliers and the Thot Bubble app lured in plenty of customers, but nobody could ignore them when they arranged their car wash.

Their parking lot was blasting music while the scantily dressed employees waved people in and took their money. From there, the guys and gals of the restaurant would swing by in a mess of suds and skin to deliver a sexy scrubbing in their own kinky ways. Pineapple and Tips were both twerking on a sports car, sitting on soapy cloths to wipe down a windshield. Milk’s soapy boobs rubbed over the hood of another car while Boss was on all fours in the bed of a pickup truck, satisfying a trio of customers at once.

Cash was content to stay near the entrance. She leaned against a sign post waving in cars that the hooting and waving rookies with their signs, wet t-shirts, and jiggling racks drew in. Like most of the girls, Cash was dressed in a bikini top and short shorts to help them beat the heat and keep their actual uniforms dry. While she still popped her gum with the same apathetic stare as always, Cash had gone through her own changes during Pizza Thot’s off-season.

Apart from some changes in her personal life, Cash had completely redone her hair. She had grown it out to just past her chin, styled into a slightly wavy look. Much more noticeably, she had dyed it to a bluish hue to add to her casual but edgy look. Her skimpy top showed off the heart-shaped tattoo on her chest and another of a simple winged sword on her shoulder from as a reference to her favorite video game.

Cash spent most of her morning guiding the line into the parking lot until a shadow fell over her. She looked up at its owner and motioned them to hold on before looking over to Pepper.

“Hey, Pep? We uh… we got a special case here.”

“Wow. No shit,” her redhead manager noted. She looked up at the genuine monster truck splattered with mud and dirt that had pulled up in front of them. Pepper waved to the two men inside to grab their attention as she walked over. A tall and lean man with a short, black beard, jeans and a flannel shirt climbed down using a series of elaborate footholds.

“No offense, guys,” Pepper spelled out patiently. “But you might be taking advantage of our hospitality on this one.”

“We know it’s a bit of a stretch,” the bearded trucker admitted. “But we just got back from a monster truck show and had the money to spare. We’d be happy to pay whatever you like to make up for the extra  work. Especially if you could spare a couple of girls to, y’know… help me and Rob with the interior.”

Pepper ran some numbers in her head and shrugged.

“Works for me. Let ‘em in and we’ll talk about the price after. Gonna need all hands on deck for this one, people!”

Cash winced as the prospect of actually working reared its ugly head.

“And I need two volunteers to join these gentlemen inside.”

“Dibs,” Cash said, quickly raising her hand. Fucking a couple of guys sounded way better than having to scrub all those layers of mud off the exterior.

“Ooh! Count me in, hon!” Honey chimed in as well.

The thicc convert from Thot Wings was easily distinguished from her comrades. She was curvy with dark skin and hair dyed a bright pink. Her face broke the pattern with her white and black clown makeup, complete with a round black nose. It was all clearly waterproof for how long it lasted this long at the car wash. Her puffy pink hair was tied back in two pigtails and she had touched up her visor with a flowery pattern along the brim. She had gone the extra mile with her clowney look by adding suspenders to her uniform, attached tightly to her shorts to squeeze against her plump breasts. She rolled a half-finished lollipop out from between her plump and kissable lips.

Honey turned and kissed Chef noisily on his cheek. The under-dressed cook chuckled and turned just long enough to kiss her back as he ground his soapy bulge against a car.

“Be back in a few, honey. Booty calls,” Honey giggled. One thing that had certainly eased the transition for the former Thot Wings crew was the fact that Honey had developed a massive crush on Chef before any of them had heard about the merger. The two had been in the horny food-service business long enough to remain comfortable with the sexiness their partner would need to get up to on the job.

“Alright! Let’s keep on truckin’, hon!” Honey announced cheerily.

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The drivers pulled the truck aside and the crew started to hose the massive tires and undercarriage. They got out a ladder to work on the higher parts, which Cash and Honey used to climb up into the inside of the truck with the drivers. 

While the bearded man (a fellow simply named Guy) leading them up was lean and fit, his partner Rob was a broad and husky man with brown hair. The chubby guy beamed at their new guests as Cash pulled the door shut behind them, letting Honey set out a small bin of cleaning supplies they’d need in between their sexier tasks.

“Well it’s looking real dirty in here already,” Honey noted playfully. “Let’s see if we can’t get things a little dirtier. I mean cleaner~!”

She took a pair of handheld vacuums from the bin and passed one off to Cash, giving her a wink.

“So what’ya say we start suckin’, honey?”

“I can live with that,” Cash shrugged back.

The truckers sat back in their chairs as Cash and Honey knelt in front of them. The girls fired up the mini-vacs and busied themselves with the vacuums while their other hands went to work on the customers themselves. Both Cash and Honey were more than used to undoing a man’s fly with one hand, so they quickly dug the drivers’ dicks out.

Cash knelt in front of the bigger driver, running her tongue along his thick dick to warm him up. Once it was pulsing against her mouth, she kissed her way around his cockhead before smoothly sliding it past her lips. The blue-haired punk started to bob her head steadily as her more colorful coworker went to town on Guy.

Honey leaned into her hung customer, planting her breasts around his lengthy cock. The suspenders helped squeeze them tighter together, lightly rubbing her tits against either side of his dick as her painted lips kissed their way up his shaft.

“Is this dirty enough for ya?” Honey purred before she planted a kiss on the tip of Guy’s cock. 

She held her lips against it as she rolled her tongue out, flicking playfully around the head as she slowly slid it past her cushy lips. The bearded customer was groaning before he even properly got into her mouth, her drool running along his veins towards its base.

The girls sucked off their guests in stereo, their grunts and moans loud enough to be heard over their clumsily running vacuums. Cash shoved her face deep into her customer’s cock as her nose bumped against his stomach, groaning as her eyes rolled back in her head trying to handle his girth. Honey took the longer of the two deep into her throat where she toyed around with her tongue and mouth until it felt like she was tying his cock into balloon animals.

After a subtle cue from her teammate, Honey popped her head back with a loud, wet smack of her lips. Cash moved in near sync with her, but paused to put her lips back to her customer’s cock. She grazed her teeth against Rob’s cockhead to peel off her piece of gum she’d left behind and slip it back into her mouth, chewing away as if it didn’t taste like cherry-flavored cock.

“Time to get the dash,” Cash instructed. She grabbed a few wet wipes from the bin and passed them off to Honey. She slid past the curvy clown, making sure they both shook their asses in the faces of their visitors as they shimmed through. They swapped partners before they casually yanked down their shorts and panties, flashing their booties and pussies before they say in the truck drivers’ laps. 

Cash’s tight, pale hips touched down in the slimmer driver’s lap, catching his long cock between her thighs. Cash’s hands casually wiped off the dashboard and dials while her real focus clearly went into her hips. She wiggled her ass against his pelvis as her pussy rode the back of his cock, finally raising her hips to mount him properly. The slim brunette gave a soft grunt as her pelvis pushed down, riding his cock to gradually fit him inside her experienced pussy. It took her a while to get the entire thing inside her, nearly bottoming out in the gothy thot before she felt his balls connect with her ass.

Honey’s thick brown cheeks quickly swallowed up Rob’s cock, shaking her hips to motorboat her ass cheeks and bounce his dick between them. Once his thick dick was hard and slapping against her buns, Honey planted her hands and cleaning rag on the dashboard. She bent all the way over to raise her booty against his stomach and start thrusting her hips straight backward, burying his dick inside her over and over. 

“Ooh, you like that, don’t ya, hon?” Honey purred as the moaning man gripped her meaty hips. 

“Of course he does,” Cash interrupted more sharply. “Who doesn’t like someone riding their dick off?”

Cash was pumping rapidly up and down like she was on a pogostick as the girls’ combined efforts made the wide seat of the truck creak beneath them. Honey sat up suddenly, slipping her customer’s leaky wet cock back out of her. She tossed aside her used up wipes into the bin, even as her pussy leaked some of his juices onto the floor. Rob reached out to run his hands over her naked ass as she smirked over her shoulder. Guy gave Cash’s tight butt an affectionate spank as she slipped off her own customer and joined Hoeny in standing up.

“Alright. Looks like we’re mostly done here,” Honey commented brightly. She theatrically wiped a finger over the dashboard to show off their simple cleaning.

“Now how about a little fun in the buns?”

Honey pulled out a few mini packs of lube and patted her jiggly ass as she winked at the men, ensuring that her dirty talk didn’t go over their heads. Cash just shrugged as she glanced over her shoulders with her.

“Yea, we tried to come up with a cute cleaning thing to go with this part, but like… nah? It was too hard, so... who wants some ass?”

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The men soon had the ladies bent over and facing each other in the middle of the seat. They were braced on all fours with the boys buried up to the hilt in their assholes. Guy’s hardon pushed deep into Honey’s bowels, making the clown’s booty bounce all around against his hips. It gave Cash a good look at her straining face, biting her pouty lip as she was plowed from behind. 

Their teasing and riding hadn’t left them unaffected either, and the hung and horny customers were starting to get to them. Cash’s mouth hung open as she panted noisily, still managing to keep her gum in check as her body was rocked by Rob’s rod. The meaty cock stretched her ass out with each thrust while his soft belly rested on her lower back, filling her with the warm and wet sensation of his pounding cock.

“Oh fuck. Ohhh fuck,” Honey moaned noisily as her pink pigtails bounced along her bare back. Her swaying tits clapped together just like her ass cheeks while Cash’s leaner body was pushed around easily by her horny customer. 

“You said it,” Cash grunted briefly.

Her breathing started to pick up its pace as the guys filled their servers to the brim. Deciding to finally let go in the heat of the moment, Cash leaned in and cupped Honey’s face. She kissed her deeply, making a point to moan and rolled her tongue between their mouths to put on an extra show for the customers. Honey bought into it right away, opening her pouty lips to let their shared saliva spill over them. 

Cash moaned as her body bucked, rapidly humping her customer as she broke into a thrashing orgasm. She rolled out her tongue to run over Honey’s in a very open-mouthed kiss, drooling between them as Rob flooded her ass with his cum. His tightly packed dick left little room for it as his seed went spilling out over her thighs and pussy. 

As Cash wailed and spasmed, Honey gave a shrill and noisy cry. She felt the rush of liquid warmth shoot deep up her ass as she arched her back, sending her tits wobbling wildly as she pushed her moaning mouth into Cash’s for an orgasming kiss. Honey writhed as her pussy squirted her own gushing release like a spray of seltzer water. 

Honk~!

“Ohhhh fuck,” Cash mumbled as she parted their lips. “I am never going to get used to that nose thing.”

“Chef says it’s cute,” Honey chuckled wearily as she felt the shallow waterfall of jizz trickling down from her asshole as her pussy finished releasing her own cum onto the seats below. Honey gave her a weary smirk as she pinched her nose to honk it once more, getting Cash to roll her eyes.

“You dudes done back there?” Cash asked impatiently.

“Hell yes. You gals have been great,” Guy praised as he popped open the glove box. 

He pulled out an envelope with their freshly earned winnings inside and pulled out a pile of bills. Cash’s eyes lit up as they were handed their equally earned cash as a tip. 

“And you girls were gonna do the seats too, right?”

Honey winced and hissed through her teeth as she realized what they meant. After their lewd entertainment, there were several fresh loads of cum spilled all over the seats. Cash pursed her lips, but begrudgingly grabbed another handful of wet wipes.

“Yea... we should really get that before it starts to dry out,” she muttered as she and Honey killed their good mood to get to cleaning properly.