VENTI - Rolling the Vice III: Kappa Katastrophe (Patreon)

And here's the second, a continuation of Rolling the Vice! This time, our crew encounter a particularly kept-up kappa!

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Delivering a package to Poreen looked like an easy quest on paper. Unfortunately, that particular paper wasn’t a map. Boss, Pine and Honey had set out on the job, just to find an unseasonal flood had kicked in somewhere upstream. They were halfway through the forest when they reached the riverbank, its waters now twice as wide and moving twice as fast as usual. The small bridge was nowhere in sight as the paladin, bard and “bardbarian” took a minute to process this change.

“So… anybody got a spell for this?” Boss asked the group in general.

Both of her teammates shook their heads.

“Anybody trained in swimming?”

They shook their heads again.

“I’ve got the stats for it but I’m untrained. It’d be risky, and that’d mean leaving my armor behind.”

The halfling tapped her booted foot as a high, slightly throaty voice interrupted their fumbling plan.

“I have a suggestion!”

When they looked to the source, a slender kappa was perched on a low waterfall just to the side of the river, slowly trickling into the main flow from beneath her. She had a vaguely frog-like build. Her skin was the shade that matched a ripe cucumber, growing darker around her bare hands and feet. She had almond-shaped eyes with big yellow pupils. Short, pointed ears that stuck out from beneath her dark green hair, which was wrapped up in a pair of buns at the top. She had a lean build compared to the adventurers, though her amphibious legs were much thicker at the thighs. She wore a small and waterproof top but was entirely bottomless. Her wide-set legs left the party plenty of space to view her pale green shaft and small sac.

“Oh sweet. A frog girl. Sorry, but we didn’t mean to walk in on your pad,” Honey apologized. The kappa looked at her blankly until Honey snickered.

“Like a lily pad. Sorry. Had to do it.”

“Right,” the newcomer noted dryly. “But I could always get you across. Nobody knows the rivers like the kappa.”

“That would be really sweet of you!” Pine noted happily. “I’m Pineapple! What’s your name?”

“Mizuko’s fine,” the frog-like girl answered as she rose into a squatting position. “I’ve got enough water magic to get you all across these rapids, but it’s not something I can do for free.”

“So there is a way,” Boss noted warily. “What is it? And what will it cost us?”

“No cost,” Mizuko said with a shrug. “But you’d have to pass my trial of endurance to prove your worth.”

The group looked at each other and shared a few shrugs.

“We’re in,” Boss decided. There was a faint shift in the air pressure around them as the raging river suddenly silenced. The current was still roaring through, but there was a ten-foot wide plane of perfectly flat and calm water that led across its center. The kappa walked out onto the water as if it were a bridge rather than liquid, standing with her hands on her hips.

“Your trial is to endure longer my dick until I finish,” Mizuko explained simply.

All eyes went to her rubbery but erect shaft and balls. A closer look showed that the pale skin was even partly translucent, and there were smooth little eggs visible inside as the light caught her slick dick.

“So we gotta suck the nadpoles out of her?” Honey asked with a grimace crossing her warpainted face.

“Can we stop with the puns?” Mizuko asked with an annoyed expression of her own. She glanced back towards the rest of the party. “If it helps, you can pick which hole it is.”

“Alright,” Boss sighed. “Let’s get this over with.”

Boss unbuckled the belt from her armor, dropping a few iron plates from her hips. It left her in just her loincloth and boots from the waist down as she stepped out onto the magical bridge. It might have looked kind of pretty if it weren’t for the task before her. 

The kappa’s dick perked up expectantly as Mizuko swept a hand upward. With a sound of flowing water a solid shape of water rose out from the river, picking up Boss from behind and balancing her on her back a few feet off the “ground.” Boss gave a startled squeak as she was lifted by the magical water, just to squeak again as the kappa dick stuffed heedlessly into her pussy.

For better or worse, the kappa’s cock was slick and slimy. It went in completely painlessly, but Boss winced from the firm but rubbery texture pumping inside her. Mizuko’s thick thighs and strong frog legs kept pumping Boss to the hilt, slapping her pudgy balls between the paladin’s thighs.

“You can do it, Boss!” Pineapple cheered her on from the riverbank. “Pass the heck out of that trial!”

“Not helping, Pine,” Boss griped back at him. Her armor bounced up and down on her upper body, but Mizuko slid her hands underneath it to start groping greedily at her breasts. Boss shivered from the cool wet hands pawing at her as the monstergirl kept plapping away at her pussy.

“Just gotta hold out ‘til she busts a toad, hon!” Honey added with a giggle.

“Okay, REALLY not helping!” Boss objected, but she tensed up and gave a shrill gasp. The warm and slimy cum shot off inside her as Mizuko gave a soft, high-pitched croak of pleasure. The extra watery jizz ran down Boss’ thighs, and she could feel a few squishy round shapes inside her in particular. 

Mizuko gave a content sigh as she pulled back out of Boss’ pussy. She dismissed the water magic and Boss cringed as she squirmed to try and adjust to the new fluids inside her. She finally seemed to fix it when a few semi-solid, cum-soaked orbs fell out of her.

“Don’t mind the eggs. They’re not fertilized or anything,” Mizuko dismissed casually. “Just think of them as caviar. But you may pass. Good trial.”

“Great,” Boss grumbled as she picked up the rest of her armor. She looked back at her comrades.

“So who’s next for the dick trials?”

Pine raised his hand quickly.

“I’m game,” he said brightly. He happily trotted after Boss, and as he reached Mizuko he turned and wiggled his hips invitingly.

“Enthusiastic! I like it,” Mizuko praised as she created a y-shaped pillar of water beneath Pineapple’s midsection. It boosted him up so that his ass faced her. The kappa flipped up his skirt to expose his plump bottom and thick, hanging cock and balls. She squeezed one of Pineapple’s buns and got a soft moan from the feminine bard.

“Nice butt! Hard to not be a little jealous of what you’re packing, though,” Mizuko admitted.

“Oh, hon, if jealousy’s gonna be a problem,” Honey warned playfully. “You might not wanna look at these titties…”

Pine gasped as Mizuko ignored Honey and thrust her wet, cool cock up between his ass cheeks. The wet slapping sound was immediate as her cum and slime-slick shaft hotdogged between his buns, bumping her squishy sac against the bottom of his rear. Pine wiggled his hips appreciatively to bob the kappa’s dick between his cheeks.

“Ooh that’s a juicy ass,” Mizuko grunted as she went on thrusting, getting a soft and girly moan from Pine with each hump of his ass. She squeezed his cheeks together until they were hugging around her cock and her slick balls were rubbing against Pine’s from below. 

The combined stimulation got the kappa to break into a high-pitched mewl, leaning hard into Pine’s ass as she jizzed across his ass and back. Pineapple gasped and jolted a little as the cool, slimy cum trickled over his cheeks before the water pillar let him drop back to his feet and adjust his skirt.

“Nice,” Mizuko sighed. “Great trial, bud.”

She gave Pineapple a friendly pat on the ass as he crossed her bridge. Mizuko looked back to Honey with her hands on her hips.

“You coming, jokester? This trial ain’t gonna pass itself,” Mizuko reminded her, pointing at her still-stiff dick.

“Alright, I’m comin,” Honey assured as she strut over to Mizuko’s magical bridge. “You know, you ever considered padding your bra, hon? Nothing wrong with a little extra help.”

The barbarian girl snickered again. “In fact, you could just use a lily pa- HMMPH!”

Mizuko’s deadpan expression palmed the back of Honey’s head and unceremoniously shoved her face into her crotch. Honey gave a muffled yelp as her pouty lips locked around the slippery, slightly cucumber-tasting rod. She could still taste some of Pineapple and Boss’ distinct flavors on it as Mizuko pulled her head up and down by her puffy pink hair.

“Yea, I said you choose what hole…” the kappa said lazily. “But somebody had to shut you up with all the frog puns. You gotta understand.”

Honey mumbled something back but with her mouthful of cock, all it did was run her tongue along the underside of the slick shaft. For all the roughness behind it, Honey seemed to get into it as she pushed her face further down, mashing her pouty lips against the base of Mizuko’s shaft and puckering them against her balls. 

The kappa arched her back and gave another high-pitched ribbit as she hilted her shaft inside the bardbarian. She smacked her balls against her chin before she gushed another pulpy load into her mouth and throat. Honey slurped noisily as she wiped a fleck of the semi-translucent juices from her lips and sucked it back up.

“Mm! Damn, hon,” Honey noted brightly. “That ain’t half bad. You weren’t kidding about the caviar thing.”

“Told you,” Mizuko noted proudly as she stepped aside. “Fair well, travelers. Enjoy your journey. And please stop by if you need to cross again. Cuz let me tell ya, the troll who owns the bridge down at the river’s end charges way too much silver for the same service.”

“Y’know, I could use the XP,” Boss noted as she reached for her sword. Pine squeaked and reached for her awkwardly as the short paladin sighed. 

“I was kidding. Let’s leave this dumb place and never talk about this again.”

“Same as every adventure,” Honey said with a nod. “You got it.”