VENTI - Pizza Thot: The Cake Day Buffet (Patreon)

Here's a unique Venti request; we're looking at a double-length special, featuring Pizza Thot's top three butts! Join Milk, Boss, and Tips as they help a young man come to terms with his love for ass.

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Alex had gone through a rough breakup with his girlfriend. His bros were there for him, and after some comforting words and basic friendship, they arranged the best thing they could for him; they took his ass to Pizza Thot. 

There were a few factors to Alex’s breakup, but the one that stung the most was her reaction to his fetish. He had loved asses, something that she had called disgusting. It was simply his passion. The shape and feel of a round, perfect ass was simply heaven for him.

“These girls will cheer you up, dude,” one of his friends assured him. “They have some of the biggest tits in town.”

“Oh? Great…” Alex muttered. After the backlash he got from his ex, he didn’t feel comfortable sharing his love for butts in front of his friends just yet.

As they arrived, a burly gentleman waited by the door to check ID’s. He stood beside a large poster hung up in the window, featuring Tips starting to pull down her pants with her booty facing the viewer.

The poster read “Happy National Cake Day! Pizza Thot is celebrating November 26th with a no-pants party! Enjoy tops on, pants off, g-strings only in a big booty celebration! For one night only, every table enters a raffle for a special private prize.”

“Sorry, man,” one of Alex’s friends sighed. “I was counting on them to get you the tits you needed.”

“Yea, pizza’s nice and all, but it’s not the same without some boobs to go with it.”

“Don’t you worry. There’s Thot Wings right across the street. We can hit them up instead.”

Alex bit his lip as he started thinking fast. He had been to Pizza Thot a few times before, and he was looking forward to the visit. Nothing matched up to the big booties they had bouncing around, even if there were a few nice ones over at the wings place.

“You know,” Alex finally offered. “I’ll catch up with you guys. I really had my heart set on pizza.”

“You sure?” they asked cautiously, but after a bit of insisting he’d be alright, they let him do what he thought was best. He checked in with Chad and entered the pizza place, glad to see that the poster was telling the truth. The place was pretty packed, and all around him the servers were strutting around in nothing but shirts and g-strings.

PB was stooped over, sticking out her ass she bounced it up and down in a customer’s lap. His cock was wedged between her cheeks, letting her hotdog him in her bouncing booty. Cash was kneeling on another’s table, popping her gum as she pushed his face into her barely covered ass. Pineapple looked like he was sitting in a booth before Alex realized he was sitting on a customer’s face, burying him in his plump cheeks.

“Hey,” a voice suddenly demanded. Alex looked up to find that Cash had climbed off her customer’s table to approach him. “Table for one?”

“Oh. Yea,” he said, tearing his eyes away from the other guests. It was a sight worth obsessing over, but he had his heart set on finding Milkbar or Tips. Even Boss had her glorious shortstack booty worth drooling over.

“Are uh… any of the others around tonight?” he pried.

“All hands are on dick, as we say around here,” Cash shrugged. “But some of them are gonna be busy for a while. I can take your order and see what they’re up to after that.”

“Thanks. No offense,” Alex added, watching Cash’s pale but smaller booty shake as she walked ahead of him.

“Whatever. Less work for me,” she dismissed. She took down his order and tore a piece off the top before handing it back to him. “Here. When they call the numbers, you use your order number on the top there.”

Cash had just arrived with his pizza and chicken strips combo when the lights dimmed around him. The customers started to hoot and whistle as Cash nodded towards the stage.

“Like I said,” she answered before heading back towards the kitchen. 

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A spotlight shone on the stage where a set of curtains were set up. While they blocked the view, the speakers started booming a distinctly Brazilian-sounding beat. The curtains just started to part when Tips jumped out from between them, grinning from ear to ear. She was dressed in a red sling bikini that barely covered up her nipples and rode up between her cheeks in a thong back. She bounced and waved in place as Boss and Milkbar followed her out, dressed in the exact same swimsuits.

As the beat picked up a little, the girls hopped in place to turn around and twerked together for the crowd. The audience erupted into cheers as the three thickest asses Alex had ever seen bounced and jiggled hypnotically before his eyes. The wildly bobbing booties rhythmically danced in front of him and the girls needed a good amount of elbow room to keep from slapping their cheeks into each other.

Boss looked over to the girls and gave them a small nod. They eased out of their twerkalicious show and split up as Boss went into the audience. She mouthed something to a few of the first boys she could find, guiding three of them onto the stage while the rhythm slowed down. Milk and Tips had briefly stepped backstage, coming back with three chairs for them in tow. They set them out and the boys were seated in them as the girls moved in front of them, Boss giving them a few last minute instructions that seemed to boil down to “hold still” from her gestures.

The three girls got into position. Rather than a lapdance, they shifted their weight so that their legs rested over their chosen boys’ shoulders. They balanced on their hands, taking a moment to get steady when they shared some hasty nods. A few members of the audience cheered louder as they realized what was coming, and Alex had seen enough videos to be hard already. They were about to begin Surra de Bunda.

The girls pumped their legs, sending their thick asses plapping into the boys’ face to match the beat. They each had their own style and rhythm, but each left their boy repeatedly and roughly slapped by their thick cheeks.

Tips was going wild, barely bothering with the beat as she bumped her butt into her lucky customer’s face. The pale cheeks wobbled along with her breasts as she aggressively rode his smiling face. Boss was much more methodical, planting her knees and clearly tensing her hips to ready herself for each timely thrust. Milkbar was clearly going through some stage fright, blushing as her famous udders bounced around on her customer’s legs. Her bouncing was clumsier and off-tempo, so while her dance looked more awkward the customer had no objections to the meaty truckload of big brown booty slapping into his face. Alex shuddered as he enviously imagined being in either of their positions.

After the song ended (and Milk nearly fell over at least once during the song), they slid off the dumbstruck boys. The audience cheered as Boss went over to fetch a microphone.

“Alright, it’s raffle time!” she declared. Alex could hear the whole restaurant shifting to check their numbers.

“Whoever wins this gets a special visit to the private room. 15 minutes with any three servers they want. Only catch is we can only use our booties to serve you.”

Boss reached over and gave Tips’ thick ass a smack, getting a cheer from the crowd. The grinning amazon reached over to a tumbler, spinning it around to send the paper slips inside whirling around. Customers held their breath as she pulled out a random slip. She read off the numbers and Alex had the usual response of rising excitement. They even got the first few digits of his order right…

And then they got the rest of them. Alex bolted upright and held up his ticket.

“I got it!” he declared excitedly. He had won! He felt like he was dreaming, but PB slipped her way over to him and leaned over his shoulder.

“Congrats,” she said, gently pressing his back to guide him towards the stage. Other customers groaned or patted him on the back as he made his way across the room.

“Good for you, buddy,” Boss praised as she squatted down to reach eye level with him. “So who you picking?”

“You three,” he blurted out, gesturing across the stage from Tips to Milk. “Please.”

“Shoulda seen that coming, Boss! GYAHAHA!”

“No problem. Just follow me.” Boss climbed off the stage with the other girls at either side of her. Their hips swung from side to side, making him feel entirely validated for his choice as their thick asses bounced and danced for his amusement. They stepped into the spacious and private room as PB followed and held the door open for Alex. Once he was inside, PB took out a digital timer and set it for 15.

“Good luck,” she said curtly before giving him a firm push on the back. He stumbled inside as he heard the door lock behind him.

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The private area was not only spacious but well-stocked. An assortment of lubes and sex toys were on a neat series of shelves in one corner. It had a king-size bed up against one wall and even a massage table and enclosed shower. Clearly this was for some real VIP treatment, or at least those who’d pay extra to not have to fuck in the middle of a pizza place.

“I dunno about you,” Tips said, looming over Alex with a sharp grin. “But I worked up a real sweat up there! That bunda thing’s a real workout!”

“Yea, I’m still getting the hang of it…” Milk admitted sheepishly.

“Good point. So how about it, big guy?” Boss stepped up to Alex and took hold of his belt, skillfully flicking open the buckle. “Let’s hit those showers.”

The girls worked together to strip him down. It was easy enough for them to shrug off their sling bikinis since they were barely covering anything at all. The girls had a faint sheen of sweat to their skin that shone in the low light of the room. They stepped away from Alex to enter the shower and started to lather up.

He’d have thought they forgot about him if they didn’t keep shaking their asses at him to put on a show about it. Tips reached around to grope at the blushing Milk’s behind while Boss gave the pale girl a few wet slaps to send her cheeks bouncing. The naked Alex could only stare in paralyzing excitement until Boss turned off the shower.

“Hey, lucky,” the manager called to Alex. The girls bent over, planting their arms against the shower wall and sticking their impressively thick asses back towards him.

“You wanna help dry us off?”

With his mouth watering, Alex couldn’t help himself. At the slightest suggestion, he went to his knees behind them and buried his face into Milkbar’s warm, wet ass. The busty brunette gasped as he squeezed her cheeks around his face, noisily smooching over her big brown behind. His hand moved over next to her, sinking his fingers into Tips’ similarly juicy buns. Tips gave a happy little hum as he bounced her cheek in his hand, feeling and appreciating its girth before rubbing up between her crack.

Milk broke into a blush before Boss gave her an encouraging nod.

“Ah! Um… you like it? Hope it’s not… um… too cheeky back there.”

“Nice try, Milk,” Boss assured her genuinely.

Alex pulled his face back out as he finally decided air was more important than worshiping Milk’s ass. He turned to push his face into Tips’ instead, giving a long lick up her crack before biting into the top of her freckled ass. The tall girl gave a shrill giggle from the appreciative nibbling, letting his hands roam to either side so he could grope Boss and Milk all the while. Alex nuzzled deeper between her cheeks until he could kiss Tips’ asshole, giving it a quick lick before burying his face into Boss’ booty.

He kept one hand massaging Tips’ cheeks while he smacked one of Boss’. She gave a short gasp as he held onto it, squeezing and prying it away from its double. His craving for ass overwhelmed him as he curled and pushed his tongue into her asshole, licking noisily and hungrily inside her.

“Looks like somebody ordered the tossed salad! GYAHAHA!” Tips cackled as Boss shivered from the anal attention.

Tips turned to stand behind him, bending over and shoving her ass into the back of his head. Alex moaned as he was buried between the two meaty asses. His head spun as he couldn’t help but start jerking off. Tips gestured for Milk to join them and the cowgirl turned to mash her booty into the side of his face, trapping him in a trifecta of tushes. The three freshly cleaned booties got Alex stroking harder until he came onto the shower floor, the moaning man’s seed trickling down the drain.

With his first five minutes spent, the girls helped him back to his feet. They led him over to the massage table where Tips guided him to lay on his back.

“You look a little worked up from that bit,” Tips teased with a grin. “So we thought you could use a nice massage next.”

“Of course, rules are rules,” Boss added with an amused smirk. “No hands, no tits. We can only serve you with our asses. Just chill out here for a sec.”

The girls went to one of the shelves. They came back with each of them holding a tube of oil and changed into fishnet bodysuits. The clingy costumes had the asses cut out of them, letting their thick and oiled up booties hang out of the openings. With little more than a smile, they turned and started to rub him down with their oiled asses. Their heavy cheeks rubbed him from head to toe and Alex couldn’t imagine better service than this. Boss in particular sat on the edge of the table, sliding her butt over his chest and stomach while occasionally trailing low enough to let his cock flick against her cheeks.

“Think he’s ready, girls,” Boss reported as she slid higher up his body. Tips and Milk moved to either side of his legs, turning and pressing their asses together around his cock. Tips grinned at him while Milk blushed but they both started to grind up and down, sliding his achingly hard cock right between their oiled cheeks. Alex moaned in helpless lust as Boss sat at the head of his massage table, turning away and bouncing her cheeks against his face.

“Relax, buddy. This won’t take long with those two.”

Boss started to bob in place, slapping his face with her cheeks over and over to give him flashing views of the girls grinding his dick between their squashed together buns. He only got his proper vision back when Boss slid off him, just to wave Milk away from his cock. Boss bent over and bumped her ass into Tips, taking over for her as their buns kept stroking him off.

“Hey, um, careful down there,” Milk warned. Alex almost thought he was talking to the girls, but realized her big eyes were glancing down at him. She lifted her big booty and dropped it on his face, putting her full weight into eclipsing him in ass. Alex grunted and shivered as his cum rocketed up between Tips and Boss’ booties, splatting against their backs and cheeks.

“Feels like he enjoyed the main course,” Boss noted.

“I’ll say! It felt like two cums up! GYAHAHA!”

Boss gave Tips another smack on the ass for her trouble.

“Just get on the bed. Time to get ready for dessert.”

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The girls moved Alex over to the bed next. He gladly followed their lead as they climbed in and Milk laid on her stomach, shifting to rest on all fours with her ass facing Alex. Tips climbed onto the sturdy coworker’s back, sticking her booty up in a pale contrast to Milk’s. Boss climbed onto Tips’ hips, leaving the three of them in a stacked assortment of the best asses Alex had ever seen. Boss set down another tube of scented lube next to the pile of ass.

“Welcome to the cake buffet,” Boss chimed as she shook her ass, getting the ones beneath it to jiggle with her. “Add your toppings and dig in.”

Alex sighed dreamily at the sight, quick to coat his hand in a generous mess of lube. He buried his fingers into their assholes, stroking and sliding around inside the moaning girls until they felt smooth as could be.

Finally, he stroked a thick handful of the stuff over his cock and pressed its head between Boss’ cheeks. She shifted her legs to brace them around Tips’ hips, bracing herself as Alex thrust his way inside her. Boss gave a low groan as he started to thrust inside her. He didn’t even have to go all the way in before she was moaning and bucking her hips back at him, milking his cock with her tightening anus. Boss’ heavy breathing and rapid humping worked his dick with slick squishing noises until he throbbed inside her bowels, spurting a thick wave of his cum inside her.

“Ooh! Me next!” Tips pleaded excitedly. Alex was quick to oblige, and while she was bigger than her manager, Alex found himself big enough to fill her needy asshole. Tip bit her lip as her eyes rolled back with raw delight. She twerked her ass like she was a bitch trying to wag her tail, jiggling the pattern of her freckles all over the place. It sent the rest of the girls’ asses jiggling with her before he jizzed into Tips’ booty, the white mess spilling out of her asshole.

“I-I’m ready if you are,” Milk said shyly. Alex was too hard and thrilled to stop now, even as he approached his fifth orgasm. He clutched and eased Milk’s cheeks far enough apart to shove his dick inside her and hump her like he was in heat. Milk moaned loudly as Alex squeezed Tips’ ass and bit into Boss’ taut booty flesh.

While Milk’s booty quaked from his vigorous pumping and wet noises, he didn’t find himself with the same issue as before. He slid in and out easily, finding Milk’s ass going deeper than the first two Thots. He was balls deep with all nine inches and her bottom was still feeling bottomless.

“Think he needs a little help?” Boss asked as she slid off Tips’ back.

“Nothin’ a little ass to ass action won’t help!” Tips chimed as she joined her manager. The girls went behind him and rested their naked asses against his. With his cum still trickling down their cheeks, the girls thrust their butts into Alex’s cheeks. Their thick booties spread out against his as their combined efforts pushed him even deeper.

The softly grunting Milk gasped loudly at the suddenly extra force. Her thick cheeks squished against his lap, the extra hard thrusting giving him incredible surges of pleasure with each hard pump. He gasped and held onto Milk’s ass as the girls took over the humping for him, mashing him back and forth between their asses until Milk was panting for air and arching her back. The obvious arousal of his partner and the entire intense situation sent Alex into a moaning, gushing orgasm as his hot seed vanished into Milk’s deep asshole.

Alex’s body finally gave out as he collapsed forward. Milk slumped to the bed, letting his face land on her ass cheeks like the perfect pair of pillows. He breathed deep the scented oils as the girls joined him in the bed. His hands went to Tips and Boss’ asses like they were magnetic.

Then came a ringing noise. Milk jolted in surprise as Boss got up and hit a switch on the wall.

“Okay, that’s time,” Boss reported as she wiped her hands off on her thighs. “How’d you like it?”

Alex gave a throaty moan of pleasure as he sluggishly dragged himself back off the bed.

“Well you took it like a champ!” Tips chimed. “Even Milk had fun with that one, right?!”

“Y-yea! It was really fun,” she admitted.

“Hope to see you again,” Boss said as they escorted him out of the private room. A few of the customers cheered, whether excited for the trio’s new fishnets or praising the lucky raffle winner. Alex felt too exhausted to eat, so he picked up his food to go and stumbled outside.

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“There you are!”

One of Alex’s friends jogged over to him from across the road.

“You missed out, dude. They got this new girl over at Thot Wings and she is fuckin’ wild! Handled all of us herself.”

His friend paused to look Alex over. He saw the wild and glazed look in his eyes as he smiled serenely. He also smelled great and was a little bit shiny with oil.

“You okay, man?”

“Oh yea,” Alex nodded.

“So how was Pizza Thot?”

“Well for one thing… I think I’ve discovered the secret of life and everything.”

“That good, huh?” Alex nodded. “So what is it?”

"I have uncovered the secret of the universe, and the answer is ass.”

The rest of Alex’s friends came over and quirked an eyebrow.

“So what exactly happened to you, dude?” another friend asked.

“I’ll tell you what happened: ass. Sweet, glorious ass happened to me.”

Alex laughed, feeling any shame in him float away. Any doubts he’d had about his love of asses had been swept away. He walked off with his friends full of confidence that he was a born-again, devoted ass lover for life.