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Making apes talk is hard. Let’s talk about how difficult it was to make the 2001 version of Planet of the Apes, from the likes of James Cameron, Oliver Stone, and Peter Jackson all trying to remake it, to Tim Burton struggling with the time constraints.

Director’s Cut Includes:

  • 17 Extra Minutes!

  • Taylor: The WORST Protagonist

  • Simpsons Did It!

  • Rifkin trailer pitch

  • Microphone regrets…

  • I've never even heard of movies!

  • Rae fights for her points

  • "Thade" anagram

  • No Johnny Depp?

  • Rae still hustlin'

  • Ape Role Play 

  • Raising Lake Powell

  • MCD in the hospital

  • Ian uses Ape Hands on Rae

  • Apes films’ treatment of women

  • A scene with "that monster"

  • Why didn't they use more ADR?

  • Why is Mark Wahlberg a star?

Director’s Cut Chapters:

  • 00:00 - Intro

  • 03:00 - Planet of the Apes (1968)

  • 16:13 - Planet of the Apes (2001)

  • 01:44:41 - Follow ups!

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Music:

  • George Andreas & Grant Kirkhope - DK Rap

  • Ryan Hudson - Sh*t Show Theme

#itwasashtshow #planetoftheapes #timburton

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Chris MacLeod

I saw the movie opening night in the theater....and never again. I wonder, to this day, about Mark in this movie. He has a look on his face constantly of "Are we rolling? Are we actually doing this? Am I awake? Do you guys know these are actors in masks? Did this monkey just say that to me?"

Anthony Navarro

Need to have a "Entitled White Man" card made up for Rae anytime she needs to pull rank. I also never understood the popularity of Wahlberg. If you need someone to stand around with his mouth agape and a quizzical look like a dog who scared himself farting, he's the one I guess.