They'd send in the Army. (Patreon)

Condolences to team Seven Men From Now, defeated again this week by its unseen-by-me competitor. I've now learned that The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On is probably a documentary—it's streaming on Docsville, a site with which I was unfamiliar—but will otherwise be going in completely cold. It's also available on YouTube in what appears to be decent quality, and I'll likely go that route rather than sign up for Docsville's free trial. 

As a bonus, I also watched this week's Never Seen runner-up, The Night House. Was always gonna sample at least the first 10 minutes anyway (as I do with most Skandie-eligible films that aren't universally hated), and I wound up not only making it to the end but adding it to admittedly unusually weak 2020 top 10 list. Review tomorrow, probably; Pennies From Heaven, finally, later today.