Who Watches The Ultimate Cut Of Watchmen? (Patreon)

Let me put it another way: Does anyone want to argue that I should watch either the theatrical cut or the so-called Director's Cut instead? Since the main roadblack to adapting Watchmen was always that it's way too dense for a single feature-length film, I'm leaning toward the longest version (which apparently includes stuff like Tales of the Black Freighter). Ah, for the days when every studio picture didn't have multiple variants.