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This horse smiled for my camera and I literally lol’d. (Patreon)

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2023-05-09 16:36:42
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2023-06

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Mysterious Cat

Horses are unprocessed glue.

A. Booth

What a great horse! He must have been part of a show. Such beautiful and smart creatures. It has been to long since I have had the chance to ride one.

Joanne Winters

Horses are beautiful and amazing animals years ago we had an Arab what an amazing animal they are precious in their own way he was just telling you hi Eric glad to see you and maybe a little bit of a ham so we had to smile for the camera

Deborah Harmse

That fella needs a teeth cleaning.

Joanne Winters
>>108176191

I didn't think you could do it but you are more disgusting than I thought cat you need help

Mysterious Cat
>>108176191

You are mistaken and sound like an hysterical lefty college student. Its only humour f.f.s. B.t.w. Jax never liked horses either - not surprising as a fellow cat. If I get a bad lot of mice, all it makes me do is fart more. I've always disliked horses and think they should be turned into glue. Next time you stick something down, think to yourself, hey that used to be a horse.

Anonymous

Beautiful creatures!! 🐴 🐎🥰

Mysterious Cat

Horse kicks are dangerous and thus it would be better if the horse is turned into glue. However there is a path to reprieve. A horse ( even one who was prone to kicking ) may be allowed to have its torso fixed to a rocking horse frame after its legs are removed ( no legs, no kicks ). Thus the horse may continue life as a live rocking horse and people would be able to 'ride' on it in complete safety. The only other things you'd have to do is have a muzzle to stop biting and a diaper to catch its poop before it goes on to the carpet. I may do this commerically if I conclude there is a big enough market for it. I might also link it up with video screens or even VR goggles, so the indoor horse could function like a Peloton bicycle.

Joanne Winters
>>108176191

You are totally mistaken about who I am why don't we just call a truce remember this is all supposed to be funny humor not take it personal

Steve S

Yeesh, and I think my teeth need whitening, but this guy....

Rachel Pilgrim

True story. At my rehearsal dinner in the stockyards two women had ridden their horses to the Stockyards for a drink. They let my nieces sit on the horse for pictures. Too fun! Love the stockyards!

Mysterious Cat
>>108176191

Was never a feud really. I don't know you and don't claim to. All I said was you sounded like those hysterical lefties, that's all. Conversly, you said " I didn't think you could do it but you are more disgusting than I thought ". On a scale, which is the worse ? The whole way through including the last long post and posts later within this wider thread I'm writing humour - sick humour of course, tee-hee. Sorry if anything I said was interpretable as beyond that and too personal. I don't really want to boil horses for glue, not really. I really definitely don't feel any bad things towards you. Truce as such, not required. Was never a feud. Love to you, meowmeow.