This crazy heat is following me everywhere. (Patreon)

It’s hotter here than Orlando and Las Vegas. I don’t get it. It’s just a melting pot everywhere I go lately. Jason and Candace came here to Nebraska and it was 20° cooler than Missouri. I get here and it’s record-breaking heat LOL. Summer hasn’t even begun yet. I’m tempted to just take off and get to the West Coast. Because I’m very unmotivated to film in this heat.