Opps, sorry to hurt your feelings with REAL life. (Patreon)

Life is always perfect. The weather is always perfect. It's Rainbows and Sunshine here every day! I'll never be honest again here on Patreon! It NEVER rains, floods, or destroys everyone's camp. Life is perfect like this image! You people can't handle the TRUTH, yet you scold me for me for being HONEST. OK, just rainbows and fake posts from here on out. I promise! I'm so sorry you can't handle it!