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BONUS 165 - i will massage the pliant orb. (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-22 00:18:35
Edited:
2024-01-22 06:25:57
Imported:
2024-07

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On this episode Tom debuts the new segment I'm Reading Some Porno, and Demi recounts a foot scandal! A man found a foot! Lucky man... but pity the fellow who couldn't find his precious embalmed foot when he came a-looking for it. Video, audio and more. What more could you want! This is us up to date on the episodes, we fell out of rhythm on this shit as Tom was away and Demi's plans to record a solo episode got scuppered by Circumstance. So, bonus coming in the next few days too. Sorry!

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mexicanhalloween .

Thank you Brendan, congrats on earning the title 'world's biggest foot pervert'

Tessa Stickland

For Demi's question about the weight of ashes: (I know this coz I used to work at a funeral home in Victoria). Ashes are mostly bones. But a small amount is made up from the coffin (so the large coffin may have added to the weight a tiny bit). But it's mostly bones. Heavy ashes means dense and or many/large bones. The average weight of a box of ashes (in my experience of handling over a thousand people's ashes) is 3-5kg. Old ladies tend to be very light, as they're more likely to have light bones and osteoporosis. Shoe-box size is pretty standard. They're usually a thick sort of plastic and not very heavy. Pro tips: funeral insurance is a scam basically. Pre-paying is the way to go. Or cash under a mattress. Or a savings account. (Or if you don't wanna pre-pay with a specific funeral home, you can pre-pay into a funeral bond (Bendigo Bank has one). This makes it easier for your loved ones to get at the money compared to a regular bank savings account. And it accrues more interest. And doesn't cost to keep it open. (But the money isn't accessible until death). Rural areas and smaller towns/lack of competition means it's more likely the funeral home will price gouge. And if it's an independent funeral home, you're likely to get one run by ludites. Also, I personally wouldn't use any of the big chains owned by InvoCare (incl. White Lady, Simplicity, Le Pine) as they cost an arm and a leg and usually don't have flexibility in their packages, or what they'll allow you to do yourself. Realistically, all you need a funeral home for is the body disposal. You can, energy and mental state permitting, run the actual funeral service yourself. A lot of places these days offer a "no service delivery"/delivery only/cremation only option. Remember: the only thing not optional is the body disposal. Everything else is your choice. Don't let them force an upgrade that you don't actually want. Also, you /can/ change funeral home even if the body is already in their care. They're permitted to charge the pickup fee (assuming you actually contracted them to do that (some places have dodgy deals with nursing homes where they'll take the body in the night to try and force you to use them as the funeral provider)). You're not obliged to stay with them, and they legally can't hold the body from you. If anyone actually reads this crazy long comment: if you've got funeral questions I'm happy to answer them!

Tessa Stickland
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Also, embalming is one thousand percent NOT necessary (unless it's for religious reasons, repatriation, or if you're going in a mausoleum. In which case the body will pop and potentially explode the mausoleum (happened in Preston Cemetery in the 80s I think)). Embalming isn't standard practice in Australia anymore, but Americans still seem to think it's necessary. But modern tech (mega fridges!) makes it obsolete.