bonus ep 9 - oh me momer (Patreon)

the gang ventures onto the wild west of the internet - the front page of youtube when you're not logged in. is it okay calling us the gang when there are just two of us? as i'm writing this demi is fast forwarding the scene where bella tries to fuck edward in twilight: eclipse and he's like "nooo i'm christian haha". she's fast forwarded to the redhead vampire and her boyfriend/lieutenant discussing a plan. she doesn't know i'm writing this, no-one snitch. earlier today i caught her saying "sonic the hedgehog" softly to the tv