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After Show: The overly greasy Craig. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-04 20:43:37
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2022-08

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It really did smell like pure poison. 

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After Show: The overly greasy Craig.

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Anonymous

wheres the one grit? need some gritting action on these rubbishy craigs!

Anonymous

how dare they didnt get the silver ring on the disc? i feel decieved, i feel violated.

Anonymous

I'm surprised the auto generated captions could tell what you were saying through the mic lol

Anonymous

yeah mate that’s a vibrator. very cheap one too, don’t put it near anyones private parts.

Anonymous

I miss the famous Toledo jingle I sing it every time you cut open the packaging

Anonymous

The fact that you plugged it into the sexy speaker 😳🥵

Anonymous

poor sexy speaker just got killed by a mp3 ....

Anonymous

shoulda seen if it actually played wavs

Anonymous

Genuinely made me laugh several times 🤣 thanks as always 😃

Anonymous

Xbox Live Chat Microphone

Anonymous

I actually have 2 Craig bluetooth speakers. I also used to work at a store that sold CRAIG BRANDED TABLETS.

Anonymous

I don't remember seeing cheap mp3 players as a 2000s kid, just iPods. They must have been hiding so well, no shop really wanted to sell them

Anonymous

That mic on the uh unm “inserty nugget” is pure gold. It kinda sounds like I’m screaming through my aunt’s 2001 BlackBerry that has a piece of grit in the microphone hole! 😂 No but seriously, that microphone sounds like garbage. I think the microphone itself is made of paper.

Anonymous

Anything with Craig is “ “

Anonymous

Oh! I actually have a black version of this one! It came free with a modem in the 2000s 😂 128mb. Still works.

Anonymous

Wow, my friend actually had a sticky metallic blue one of these back in the day and recorded a bunch of takes of Dylan’s “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” atop a disused school playground, and the recording quality is just as abhorrent as the clip here. I think I still have those recordings too.

Anonymous

Might have been used since it was so greasy sticky 😵‍💫

Anonymous

an mp3 player and an embarrassing trip to the emergency room... all in one... :-)

Anonymous

it was a joke, warning This mp3 player is not a suppository or plug, not responsible for removal costs by medical professionals... although xrays can be sent for a proper laugh