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After Show: The iCarly nugget.

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Anonymous

Cheers mates

Anonymous

I LOVE YOU, NOTICE ME 😳

Anonymous

at least this one didn't scam you like mr batman

Anonymous

How many of these nuggets used the same shell?!?

Anonymous

When's the iFrank coming out, eh Wade?

Anonymous

🎶I know, you see somehow these nuggets will change for me and be so wonderful🎶

Anonymous

I get to watch the aftershow BEFORE the main show? It's like dessert before dinner!

Anonymous

You should keep all the cases and then put them in a wood chipper

Anonymous

Hi mate!

Anonymous

Frank is good dog

Anonymous

I’m honestly upset that it didn’t scam you

Anonymous

It is said that with iCarly pod a picture of a foot is packaged with it from Dan Schneider’s personal collection

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker 😔

OzRetrocomp

Oh no... Is Sexy Speaker about to leave you? 😭 It would explain why she's suddenly giving you the silent treatment.

Anonymous

Maybe the sexy speaker isn't working because you drowned it

Anonymous

NOOO THE SEXY SPEAKER! She has been auxiliary'd one to many times mate.

Anonymous

F for sexy speaker :(

Anonymous

2010? jesus chirst

Anonymous

Oh no... Record Dank is in trouble boys.

Anonymous

rip sexy speaker

Anonymous

Oh noes - the sexy speaker is in a coma? 😱 You gotta have it repaired - it's my favorite character.

Anonymous

We should have a funeral next week for sexy speaker

Anonymous

nooo not the sexy speaker :(

Anonymous

I live for the Dank Nugget Microphone segments

Anonymous

Rip to the sexy speaker

Anonymous

F for the sexy speaker

ccateni

Might want to release this video because the batman one was released and the sexy speaker isn't working now.

Matt Baker

It's the return of the little Nerf circle friend!

Anonymous

RIP sexy spesker

Anonymous

F in chat bois we lost a good one today

Anonymous

F for the sexy speaker.

CobaltTJ

R.I.P sexy speaker, a real trooper to the end. Survived many nugget injections and a good dunking

Anonymous

Prayers for the sexy speaker 🙏

Anonymous

she's taken one too many aux cables, huh?

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker

Anonymous

NO SEXY SPEAKA COME BACK!

Anonymous

It's always hard when the relationship starts to move away from the honeymoon period. You'll have to find a different way to turn sexy speaker on lest you succumb to a younger, newer model.

Anonymous

So ends the era of the sexy speaker, thank you for all your hard work in the field of destroying nuggets.

Anonymous

Rip to sexy speaker.

Anonymous

sexy speaker is playing scarlet fire in sexy heaven

Anonymous

I'm really hoping that the sexy speaker gets saved, the show wouldn't be the same without it

Anonymous

Is it weird that Patreon is better at reminding me of your videos then YouTube is?

Anonymous

Rip Sexy Speaker, if you dont get it working there currently is an eBay Listing for just 80AUD https://www.ebay.de/itm/265207118717

Anonymous

if you can replace batteries in an iPod you can certainly do surgery on sexy speaker.

Anonymous

This one's a lot more chaotic than usual

Anonymous

Godspeed sexy speaker…godspeed

Anonymous

i would off myself too if i had to play scarled fire everyday RIP sexy speaker

Anonymous

Sexy Speakers dead my Mojos not feeling too well. We needed the Diablos to step up this episode.

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker :(

Anonymous

Mp7???

Anonymous

I'm so sorry for the Sexy Speaker, she lived a full and sexy life. We will always have the memories. A moment of silence for the Sexy Speaker. ... Now, start a GoFundMe campaign to buy another one.

Anonymous

An episode that was supposed to be funny ended up sad :( RIP in peace sexy speaker

Anonymous

Noooo sexy speaker noooooooooo don't die on us

Anonymous

If you can't fix the Sexy Speaker, I found this on eBay (only place I could find it with shipping to Australia). It's more or less the exact same speaker save for some minor aesthetic differences and it has the exact same voice with the bonus of a little startup sound. https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/154524691765?hash=item23fa63ad35:g:fGMAAOSwxEBg6HEn&amp;frcectupt=true

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker, you will be missed

Anonymous

Sexy speaker funeral coming soon to the after show 😢

Anonymous

I can't believe sexy speaker finally left us :(

Leaf Eriksson

Press F to pay respects to the sexy speaker.

Carrow

Nooooo not the Sexy Speaker o7

jamesitisthen

Nooooo not sexy speaker

Anonymous

RIP Sexy Speaker "Unkown-2021"

Quadrant

RIP Sexy Speaker.

Anonymous

rip the sexy speaker

Anonymous

Goodbye friend

Anonymous

Like this comment to pay respect to the sexy speaker.

Anonymous

My salutes to the sexy speaker. May it recover and be awarded the highest of honors

Anonymous

A moment of silence for the Sexy Speaker. I hope you'll either be able to fix or replace her. The show won't be the same without her.

Anonymous

I mean...I think the Sexy Speaker had a drinking problem. She drank a lot of water in that Bluetooth speaker video, water damage can be onset as the water slowly corrodes something inside. I hope she rests in sexy paradise.

Anonymous

I mean...I think the Sexy Speaker had a drinking problem. She drank a lot of water in that Bluetooth speaker video, water damage can be onset as the water slowly corrodes something inside. I hope she rests in sexy paradise.

Anonymous

We need a F in the chat for the Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

The candle that burns twice as bright, lasts half as long. R.I.P. Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker she might be gone but never forgotten ❤️🙏🏼

Tyler

When it was saying bye bye it was actual the Pkcell

Anonymous

I'm holding out for Sexy Speaker, she can pull through. But, just in case... F

Anonymous

Nooo not the sexy speaker 😭

Anonymous

NOOOOO NOT THE SEXY SPEAKER

Anonymous

That’s what I was thinking. Speakers like that aren’t designed to be fully waterproof so it just felt inevitable.

Anonymous

He just can't turn her on anymore

Anonymous

Definitely need to track down the voice of the sexy speaker for a guest spot on the show

Anonymous

The videos are becoming boring - same bootlegs again and again. Man, I I wish you’ve made a review of iPod HiFi, how come you haven’t yet?

Anonymous

Time to play In The Arms of an Angel for the Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker

Anonymous

I'm going to miss her, rest in pieces.

Anonymous

This one truly belongs in the top ten anime deaths of all-time list. May she be forevermore in sexy heaven along with all the other sexy speakers who passed on.

Christian Thiel

You should do an episode on a pair of original Sennheiser MX500s

Anonymous

Rip Sexy Speaker. F

Anonymous

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT SEXY SPEAKER!!!! May we have a moment of silence for our potential loss...

Anonymous

f in the chat for sexy speaker :(

Anonymous

Rest In Peace sexy speaker

Anonymous

Oh no! Sexy speaker!

Anonymous

Sexy speaker... please... don't go...

Anonymous

Sexy speaker noooo

Anonymous

Let's send him a new sexy speaker

Anonymous

I'll pour one for the sexy speaker. Rest in peace

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker gone but not forgotten

Anonymous

If Sexy Speaker is confirmed dead, you should release this video... People deserve to know :( BTW, what happened to the Mojo? EDIT: I'm an idiot, just watched the regular show again and it was explained there what happened.

Anonymous

Welcome ladies and gentlemen please listen to this today in memory of the sexy speaker and please observe a moment of silence https://youtu.be/8yOskhDn468

Anonymous

May the sexy speaker rest in peace

Anonymous

Dirty buds kill count Mojo: 1 Diablo: 2

Anonymous

F in the chat for the sexy speaker 💔

Anonymous

Rest in heaven sexy speaker with the others like shreck pod and tolitos 1

Anonymous

F to pay respects to sexy speaker

Anonymous

We are losing all of the original cast. First the mojo, than the ipad case and now the sexy speaker. This are dark times

Nick Schemerhorn

Rest in Peace sexy speaker. I wish I could help. I'm an electrical engineer, and I would've been happy to take a look at her for ya.

Anonymous

OH MY GOD, im just realising that my childhood mp3 player is one of those but with spiderman

Anonymous

F for sexy speaker, hope you get well soon &lt;3

Anonymous

RIP Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

Not the sexy speaker.

Anonymous

I'd love to see a video of you trying to fix the sexy speaker.

Anonymous

Sexy Speaker must live!

Aaronage

Sexy speaker! Noooo 😭

Anonymous

Noooo not the sexy speaker 😭

Anonymous

I am way too emotionally invested in this

Anonymous

Not the sexy speaker!

Anonymous

NOOOOOO! SEXY SPEAKER STAY WITH US!!!!

Anonymous

Nooooo the sexy speaker

Anonymous

same ui as the nerf nugget

Jasmine Czerwik

Noooo sexy speaker! D: GET JAMES ON THE CASE

Anonymous

Next up: 5 straight minutes of a nonsense story time.

OzRetrocomp

If Sexy Speaker has passed away, her funeral should be a main channel video. Everybody should be given a chance to grieve, not just patrons.

Anonymous

Big F... For sexy speaker: Might be the power button's worn out. Looks like it's using a membrane material, which can wear down over time. For headphones: Both times they started to get crunchy was after you slapped them down. Perhaps giving them a good smack while they're already heated and struggling to tip them over the edge? Should try it with more goin forward.

Anonymous

they even wrote 300hz instead of 300mhz in requirements

Anonymous

Press F for the sexy speaker

Anonymous

Sexy speaker died of connectionally transmitted fugly nugget disease.

Anonymous

Maybe a future episode where Wade (probably with the assistance of James) does a battery swap in the sexy speaker?

Peter Shillito

I just realised I need a mini USB cable and I can't find one anywhere... need any taking off your hands? (or I should buy bootleg mp3 players I guess)

Anonymous

I will try to go and snatch the sexy speakers soul and drag it back down to the mortal plain but also maybe main channel battery swap w James

Anonymous

I will voice act the sexy speaker. I’m a man and not sexy but think I can pull it off.

Anonymous

Is this going to be another case of a Patreon After Show going public?

Anonymous

Noooo not the Sexy Speaker! F.

Anonymous

Wade, we need to know. We need an update on the sexy speaker. We can't lose such an important character of the show. T-T

Anonymous

Noooo! Not sexy speaker! 😢

Anonymous

i have a sexy speaker that i happy to send you for the channel!

Anonymous

There needs to be a funeral video.

Anonymous

It'd be cool if you could track down the voice of the sexy speaker and....????......profit

Anonymous

You should plug in the speaker into the mojo and try to blow it up as a final send off

Anonymous

Nòòooooooooo not the Sexy Speaker.

Anonymous

Please, we need to know the outcome of the Sexy Speaker! We must know if she is still with us, or has gone to the great Playlist in the Sky.

Anonymous

First the Mojo, now the sexy speaker... What's next? 1-Grit splitting down the middle?

Anonymous

F’s in chat for the sexy speaker

Anonymous

The title sounds like something you would say at recess in 3rd grade lol. Perfect as always

Anonymous

We need a Sexy Speeker Update. Or if she is truly gone, an under the skirt peak inside

Anonymous

You gotta try the KZ AZ09’s it’s a true wireless upgrade for the ZSN or ZSN pros

Anonymous

You take everything else apart, why not do surgery on the sexy speaker? Would she stand up to 1-Grit?

Anonymous

Oh, just take it apart, figure out what battery it needs, and get that sexy speaker back!

Anonymous

can I resurect the speaker? pls don't one grit her!

Anonymous

Two confirmed kills, but one of them was friendly fire. :(

Anonymous

Noooooo! Not the sexy speaker!!!! F

Anonymous

I hope you have a warranty for that speaker, we can't lose another cast member! All of the ones before, now this, what next? The one grit? I'd cry!

Anonymous

First the Mojo, now the sexy speaker. So sad...

Anonymous

Id start painting little mx 500’s on the diablo as a kill tally

Anonymous

idk why every time you sing perdido with the scissors I chuckle like an idiot

Anonymous

2 Sexy 4ever

Anonymous

nooooo RIP sexy speaker.

Anonymous

i'll miss ya, sexy speaker

Anonymous

Can we get F's in the chat for sexy speaker

Anonymous

She's not dead yet. (I hope)

Anonymous

Is it time to One Grit the sexy speaker?

Anonymous

this is the saddest episode I have seen

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker, you will be missed

Anonymous

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE SEXY SPEAKER.

SoriMasn

Sexy Speaker was a great loss to the DankPods lore. F

Anonymous

(P)L(E)AS(E) GO (ON)LINE TO i(CARL)Y.COM

Anonymous

Everyone else: "SEXY SPEAKER NOOOOO" Me: "that dancing dude in the ui looks familiar"

Anonymous

If you need a new sexy speaker thats even more fun and more sexy: the jawbone jambox with a bombshell firmware update, theyre older but sooo nice because of the firmwareupdates and liveaudio, nowadays theyre also pretty cheap used

Anonymous

All bluetooth devices nornally have a chinese accent these days (really). Sexy too, but no where near to this one.

Anonymous

Give the sexy speaker your power \o/

Anonymous

Poor sexy speaker, I hope she pulls through.

Anonymous

im eventualy gonna end up buying one of these players and record a whole lofi ep on these shitty mics lol

Anonymous

Please could you do a mini USB and micro USB count, we need to know

Anonymous

You're Dankpods! If you can't fix sexy speaker (maybe she needs a new batt), you can at least give her an appropriate ceremonial dissection on video.

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker😢

Anonymous

Next main show: trying to fix sexy speaker. Next Patreon show: Giving sexy speaker the Viking funeral she deserves

Anonymous

Oh no... Sexy speaker... Please send the 1 Grit my deepest condolences.

Dave Chin

I can't help but to wonder if the waterproof testing video from the beginning of the year in some way contributed to the death of the Sexy Speaker.

Anonymous

I am literally heartbroken, can you fix her in a vid?

Anonymous

Not the sexy speaker!! I had so much hope when she came back in main show

brokenRevolver

Sexy speaker may you Rest In Peace, we will never forget your Bluetooth and auxiliary modes. Can you autopsy her to figure out what went wrong? Maybe she can be fixed

RioWolf

rip sexy speaker. i will remember all the fond memories we've had.

Anonymous

We need a memorial for sexy speaker.

Joriss

Sexy speaker? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Anonymous

so like... with all these fake mx500 when are we gonna get the review of the real ones by ole mate senny

Anonymous

NOT LIKE THIS :(((

Anonymous

i like how the mini usb cable count increases each video/aftershow

Anonymous

I'm not gonna lie, this is like the first time I ever fully understood what you've yelled into the nug. And yes, I'm serious, as a German it's hard enough to understand, but this was surprisingly clean :D

Anonymous

She's gawn, mate, she's gawn...

Anonymous

F for Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

Amazing episode, I’ll miss her

Anonymous

Maybe James can fix the speaker.

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker

Anonymous

Is dank okay do you need a moment?

Anonymous

a massive, irreplaceable loss for the Dank Extended Universe.

Anonymous

Sexy speaker is sad, but kinda want to know what happened to the Mojo, I was looking at getting one...

Anonymous

I just had to become a patron just to see this lol

Anonymous

They could make actual nano knock-off becuse there is apple parody in iCarly come on

Anonymous

I was hoping you'd show us if you've kept any other bluetooth speaker from the roundup. I'm praying for a revival of the sexy speaker

Matt Adams

Pour one on the curb for the sexy speaker. Gone but never forgotten.

Anonymous

There is still hope for the sexy speaker, there must be!

Anonymous

Austrian audio hi-x55 review please !!

Anonymous

R.I.P - The Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

Sexy speaker wasn't that waterproof after all. I'm pretty sure it's some corrosion.

Anonymous

rest in auxillary peace

Anonymous

Rest in sexy auxiliary heaven

Anonymous

Why do I laugh so hard, every single time he calls out to a PKCell

Anonymous

did you find out whats wrong with the speaker?

Anonymous

sexy speaker noo 🥺🥺

Anonymous

Hope we get to see the internals of the sexy speaker...hopefully that's allowed on youtube

Bastián Inostroza

Please make a video of the troubleshooting / fixing / (F)uneral of the sexy speaker

Anonymous

Please don’t leave us sexy speaker

Anonymous

F IN THE CHAT

Anonymous

Rip sexy speaker

Anonymous

If the Sexy speaker Dies please give it a proper send off and Eulogy!

Anonymous

Maybe it was killed by the curse of the SpongeBob eye

Anonymous

Did you drop Sexy Speaker on the floor and now she's caught The Sads? :(

Anonymous

F sexy speaker…

Anonymous

Sorry for your loss, man :(

Anonymous

Oh no! My sexy speaker!

Anonymous

Oh no.. the sexy speaker.. you survived so many nuggets..😭

Anonymous

I refuse to believe the Sexy Speaker is dead... 😢

Anonymous

Not the sexy speaker NO

Anonymous

He could start sending some of these cables to us patrons

Nekro

Tbh it is kinda satisfying how you turn the page and fold the paper 🥺

Anonymous

rest in peace Sexy Speaker &lt;3

Anonymous

"I'm not gonna one grit this one" 2 sec later *one grit hits*

Anonymous

try replacing the battery on sexy speaker? please? :(

Anonymous

We need sexy speaker surgery live on camera, I believe she can make it ❤️

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker

Anonymous

If the speaker doesn’t make it we need to give it a funeral

Anonymous

Looks like the sexy speaker might need a trip to the Hospital of James!

OmerFlame

It’s not the same without a proper auxiliary mode session. I hope the sexy speaker will get better soon!

Anonymous

expecting a sexy speaker repair video any time soon

Anonymous

NOOOOOOOO SEXY SPEAKEEER

Anonymous

We need a Sexy Speaker repair video or else…

ThePotFather

it has the nerf nugget screen

Anonymous

SEXY SPEAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anonymous

F in the chat bois for our sexy speaker

Jay

F

Anonymous

The Sakar warranty address isn't far from me 😅

Anonymous

Not sexy speaker 🥺😢

Anonymous

NOT THE SEXY SPEAKER SHE WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER

Anonymous

iDisappoint

Anonymous

She must not have been too happy about that bath after all u_u

Anonymous

If they knew anything about the series that player would be pear shaped.

Anonymous

rip sexy speaker, you will be missed

Anonymous

Sadge :(

Anonymous

RIP the lovely sounding sexy speaker. We will forever miss your "Auxillary Mode" &lt;3

Anonymous

No not the sexy speaker anything but her. Well if it is the last day for sexy speaker than rip may she have a good time in music heaven.

Anonymous

CALL JAMES! PLEASE, JAMES, SAVE THE SEXY SPEAKER!

Jorgen

Sexy Speaker, we hardly knew thee…

Wrathof Oprah

~ Power on. Bluetooth mode~ RIP

Alex Glaz

I bought that same exact speaker a few months ago, totally worth the shipping cost from Australia. She has become part of the family. Hope yours gets well soon mate.

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker 🙏🏼

Anonymous

Guys we need to buy him another sexy speaker we can’t let this happen or else he needs to bring it to James to work his ✨magic✨

Anonymous

I’ve got a AMERICAN sexy speaker he can have.

Anonymous

"I'm not gonna grit it"

Anonymous

Nooo, not the sexy speaker! Next week's episode should be a dissection and diagnosis for her. :(

Anonymous

I finally got a true debit card so take my $1!

Anonymous

We need an episode where you try and rescue the sexy speaker. We can't abandon her now!

Anonymous

Sad day for all of us! Help her somehow! Save her Dank! Save her! We cannot let her go yet, or ever!

Anonymous

sure that's the os from the nerf nugget

Anonymous

R.I.P Sexy Speaker

Anonymous

Not sure if you'll see this but I'm curious where you get your headphone racks. I've been looking into getting some more high end headphones but I don't really have any reasonable spot to put them. Anyway enjoy my $1!

Samuel Chavez

rip sexy speaker, *she* lived a good life....

Anonymous

You should send the Sexy Speaker over to Big Clive, so he can do an autopsy on it.

Anonymous

Poor Sexy Speaker. First the Mojo, now her!

Anonymous

I hope the sexy speaker aint shot man. That would suck.

Anonymous

"it'll be so wonderful!!!!"-ly garbage

Anonymous

THIS IS THE SAME UI AS THE ONE IN THE NERF CASHGRAB!!

Anonymous

Thoughts and prayers for the sexy speaker.

Anonymous

I wonder if sexy speakers demise could at all be related to being made to take a BIG DRINK.

Anonymous

no one the nug: b̷͚͓̹̟̮̻͉̺͛̔y̶̫͈͎̦͆̔̽́̇̋͐̊͋̃̊̕͝ę̴͙̣̯͓̼̥̖̼͇͇͇̣̥̱̳͙̥̯̪̞̿͋͑̿̅̂̀̈͑̀ ̷̯͕̦̲̩̟̟̅͝ͅb̷̀̕ͅy̵̡̧̼͔͈̝͙̗̯̥̤͖͈̩͕̗̯͆̍̌̅̒̎͐͜͝e̸̤͚̱̲̣̭̙͙̳̤̙͕͇̫͖͗̐̋͌͌͛͐̆͌̊̔͑̑̕

CnP x

The little dancing man on the screen is an instant sell for me.

Anonymous

RIP Sexy Speaker 🔊

Anonymous

Death of the sexy speaker

Anonymous

So I'm not sure if you were able to fix sexy speaker, but I found a speaker that's basically the same thing, it even has the same voice. Here is a link for anyone who's interested https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07N1DPKFL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_dl_B8VF2XWNHA9GTNRTZXRK?psc=1

Anonymous

RIP sexy speaker :(

Anonymous

You can still get them from Bunnings if shes fully cooked.

Anonymous

iCarl, the better version of iCarly

Anonymous

"It has an underscore i at the start, so that means it's good!" - Literally every brand in the mid 2000s

Anonymous

Just in rage "Aaaaa MY PKCELL" at the end of the video was a special kind of experience

Anonymous

Well it's a good thing you found like 3 other sexy speakers lol

Anonymous

The little stories you are testing the mics with are EVERYTHING

Anonymous

Dank trying to pry the faceplate off while his other hand firmly holds the corner down