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After Show: "My Memorex" (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-11 20:35:35
Imported:
2021-03

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After Show: "My Memorex"

Comments

Anonymous

Hey mate, love the content!

Anonymous

Nice video mate

Anonymous

You should do the pulse 3D headset by sony

Anonymous

Keep up the good work mate!

Anonymous

Love this channel ever since I first saw it it’s perfection

Anonymous

How is it the aftershow? Where's the Show-show?

Anonymous

Daaaaaank can you please put direct youtube links to the after show in the emails? It’s kinda a pain to open the video in the YouTube app on mobile.

Anonymous

I read it all. Eggs.

Anonymous

Eggs 🍳

Anonymous

E G G S

Anonymous

yay kinda early

Anonymous

My grandmother had this MP3 player then upgraded to a Sandisk Clip because she knew she deserved better!

Anonymous

That's pretty bad when the product dies after taking it out of the package lol.

Anonymous

Just wanna say good job with the golf club, hope we see more creative destruction soon

Anonymous

Please tell us that the golf club was from cashies

Anonymous

Love it how you just don't bother putting the last bits of the video in. :D "I'll see ya's next..."

Platitudinous

I misread the screen protector overlay as "Perfect Bong"

Anonymous

Vista Eggs that take hours instead of minutes to boil....

Anonymous

I’m an engineer and let me tell you i sometimes wish I had a one grit to solve all my or 😂

Anonymous

https://youtu.be/v9oWFGPkfB4 🥚🥚

Anonymous

Well a bunch of eggs is boots up more than that nugget!

Anonymous

Seems like ol' Mate Dankie needs an M1 Mac to replace his Eggbook Pro

Anonymous

Was that a duracell instead of a pkcell?!

Anonymous

Oh my Purcell I mean PKCELL

Anonymous

Wow, that player was garbage. When I saw the file system error, I assumed it would reformat itself, but I think it just wiped its own firmware (because it listed you can update the firmware on the device in the manual). RIP.

Karen Sykora

Oh Memorex got bought out by Imation, that makes a lot more sense now. Eggs.

Anonymous

- E G G S -

Anonymous

I have an idea for a dankpods oc and his name is dankphones. He reviews MP4 players and calls everything hamburgers

Anonymous

Vista Eggs, the worst kind of Easter Egg.

Andi Kettu

You need some sort of power tool to replace the teachers scissors

Anonymous

Good to see ol' mate 1grit stepping out of retirement

Anonymous

mmm...soapy eggs

Anonymous

oh my pkcell 😨

Anonymous

Next Apple product: iEgg

Anonymous

You should buy some brand new pkcells from Amazon. They still exist, but now they are orange instead of green.

Paul Douglas

Somehow, even though this one didn’t even work, I still find myself having a worse opinion of the Hello Kitty nugget. This thing was just a broken piece of junk, THAT thing was just a hateful, hateful object

Zyrian
>>55403262

I wonder if pkcell had any uptick in sales in the past year due to Dank

Anonymous

That is impressive. Most flash memory has a data retention of 10 years. This can't possibly be that old. I've got devices with flash memory from over 10 years ago that still work fine.

Anonymous

windows visegg

Anonymous

And yet.. another piece of crap.. and it's dead.. they dom't even care.

Anonymous

Gimme dem Eggs

Anonymous

Eggs to you too, buddy

Anonymous

Just realized I only paid .25$ for the gold haha your my favorite creator and my only patreon love the cont5

Anonymous

Imation owned the memorex brand from 2006 to 2016. Memorex went bankrupt in 1996.

Anonymous

I feel like if Mr Dank seen someone collapse in the street he would just stand over them clicking and calling them a nugget Also... eggs

Anonymous

ios vista

Anonymous

Slightly concerning how many nuggets simply won't work straight out of the box - I wonder if there's caps etc that just don't last regardless of whether they're being used or not. I suppose barn find cars need their oil drained and changed, and new tyres, but this scientific research significantly impacts my thoughts about my audio solutions following the zombie apocalypse

Anonymous

is it real or is it memorex

Anonymous

Eggs pls

Huey Pancakes

That was the best wall of text I have ever read. Thank You.

Anonymous
>>55405622

Early smd caps, especially the cheap ones, have reliability issues so it is not an unreasonable theory

Anonymous

I joined just to see this LMAO

Anonymous

I think it would be super cool if you could do a video rounding up all sorts of different MX500 knockoff earbuds, since there's so many of them and some of them are actually good.

Anonymous

These kinds of things are just packaged familial unrest. A colourful design to lure kids in, and an unusable interface to frustrate the parents who will inevitably have to shoulder the burden of getting them to work. Eggs.

Anonymous

Buy a pair of Wescott Titanium scissors, they are the perfect replacement teacher scissors

Anonymous

I can *not* get over the skull printed on the flowery blue backdrop.

Anonymous

Man I love these nugget vids. Can't wait till he does an RCA Lyra I still use mine for work.

Anonymous

There's suppose to be a question mark when you say "Rude, isn't it?" Egss

Anonymous

Who doesnt read the giant slabs of text?

Anonymous

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Anonymous

I love the continued story here, with the duck, the royjoies, rhe pukcell so much lore so much detail

Anonymous

Mac slowing down? Please read this: https://chromeisbad.com/

Anonymous

🥚🥚🥚

george w

Eggs

Anonymous

You mentioned that you majored in jazz, did you write your own background music

Anonymous

I’m gonna start ending all of my long txts and emails with “eggs”

Anonymous

how old is your mac book if its running slower then fracking vista?

Anonymous

From now on I'm going to end all emails with "eggs".

Anonymous

4:31 he has done it, his content has peaked

Mo Hussain

It’s as if this was edited with vista or smth

Anonymous

This is a good video, but this standard is distressing and I demand my nothing be delivered to me with extra urgency. Eggs.

Anonymous

Please man take a look at VE Monk Plus (venture electronics) earphones, they are cheap but kinda cool in their own way, and the sound is amazing (comparing with dirty buds). Just want to know your opinion. Thanks :)

Anonymous

windows vista macbook

Anonymous

I’d love to see how big his bin of mini usb cables is.

Dorraj

Eggs

Anonymous

Eggs 😆

Anonymous

well that was a pile of pk

Brad Sparks

Okay but. Consider. The Leatherman Raptor emergency scissors. They make short work of that sort of awful packaging *and* they look like they could kill a man.

Anonymous

Putting 'Only the hardcore will read this' on one of your patreon videos is amazing lmao

Anonymous

mymusicx

Anonymous

Okay, but can I have an egg in these trying times?

Anonymous

Don't think I don't read all your split second text! I'm hardcore!

ValiantTheOdd

Should get a bandsaw for those packages lol

Anonymous

Can you imagine that product meeting? "Let's put "Perfect Song" on the display. Man, we're so clever! No-one's done anything as edgy and cool as that." (Sniff) "But what about the design?" ... (Sniff) (Sniff) (Snort) "How about... ribbons of blood in water, and a skull with butterfly antennae?" ... "Woah. This is going to be the new iPod." (Sniff) "So, I guess all we need is a slogan?" "Pass the cocaine, would ya mate?" (SNORT) (SNIFF) "Right. You know "I'm a Little Teapot"?"

Anonymous

Do you have a P.O. Box

Anonymous

My MacBook is also running Windows Vista, no need to apologize. EGGS.

Anonymous

I go here to type EGGS, and I’m literally beat by... EVERYONE! Haha

Anonymous

Favorite Wolfmother track?

Anonymous

I commented on a patreon.

R3DN3K

Eggs

Anonymous

I'll take some eggs

Anonymous

Had a little bit of a stroke in the last few seconds huh?

Anonymous

0:58. Dankpods is How to Basic!!!!

Anonymous

e g g s

Anonymous

i like eggs

Anonymous

Eggs, RIP your macbook speed

Anonymous

Finally an mp3 player for the pastel goths out there

Wolfgar

Eggs

Anonymous

mmm eggs. Now I'm hungry...

Anonymous

Anyone else read the wall of text lol

Anonymous

I swear either I or a friend of mine had that exact MP3 player when we were in middle school.

Tom Baito

E g g s

Anonymous

It’s ike it’s running vista

Anonymous

e g g s .

Anonymous

Can you believe no one bought this? Q U A L I T Y

Anonymous

You should do an after show of calling the repair departments for these old nuggets and see what the techs say

Anonymous

It looks like a fridge magnet

Anonymous

Try using a can opener for those indestructible plastic shell cases. No, seriously. A can opener.

Anonymous

Eggs. And Windows Vista on a MacBook.

Anonymous

Whatta egg

Anonymous

Eggs. Hard core!

Anonymous

that box is looking kinda 😳

Anonymous

You spoil us with supporter only 1 grit action. That golf swing on the Hello Kitty nugget was pretty sweet though.

Anonymous

My first mp3 player was a Memorex, I think I bought it in 2003, I knew nothing about mp3 players at the time. I paid a fortune for that player, I hadn't heard of the iPod yet, but I think it was out. As I remember the Memorex cost almost as much as an iPod. My player did all the things this one did in the video. It was garbage. It would take hours to get songs on the thing. Mind did have a built in battery but it was terrible. After a few months of Memorex misery, I threw it out and got an iPod. Just seeing this video is giving me flashbacks!

Anonymous

Windows vista on an egg and a dying macbook

Richard Johnson

My first Walkman was a bright red Memorex. Came with rechargeable batteries, which took about 13 hours to charge and gave about 1hr playback. Ditched them for alkalines when I realised they’d last days instead. The packaging on this nugget made me think of feminine hygiene products...that was before I saw the skull though. Also, obligatory eggs.

Anonymous

Did anyone else sync with his laugh at 2:07?

dankpods
>>55401383

Yea it literally was telling me that it had grenaded itself, most honest nugg yet

Anonymous

Wow it even more junker than hello kitty one at least it hook up to the CPU .

Anonymous

You spelled "appologise" wrong. I guess I'm hardcore eh.

Anonymous

Ayo you gotta check this out https://www.facebook.com/524245121001911/posts/3847153202044403/?d=n

Anonymous

Windows Vista eggs

Anonymous

"Only the hardcore" yes hi that's everyone here. Eggs.

Anonymous

Windows vista eggs baby

Anonymous

Can you check out the AGPTEK SMP3B? I have one of these, and though I only use it as a backup for my phone or iPod, it's a surprisingly competent MP3 player. Do you mind giving it a look?

Anonymous

Heyyy, I love when we get two nugget videos

Anonymous

NO eggs

Alison & Alex
>>55557432

The nuggets are an absolute fav of mine, as DankPods knows! Glad to see that there are so many nugget enthusiasts like myself out here!

Anonymous

Sometimes I like to imagine that dank pod's hands are my hands so when he pulls out the chord mojo I can feel like I have a chord mojo and I feel really cool. It helps me get through the day.

Anonymous

too bad this piece of junk didnt work well; 2008 me would love a trippy skull design Mp3 player lol

Anonymous

Man, I'd love another cashier special.

Anonymous

Eggs XD

Anonymous

when you read the entire 2 paragraph text because

Anonymous

"yeah well your mom" lol

Anonymous

new nuggies

Anonymous

"That is all. Eggs."

Anonymous

I love you Dank

Anonymous

Finally decided to start supporting you, totally worth it

Anonymous

Memorex sounds like a memory foam pillow

Anonymous

Macbook eggs. Excellent.

Anonymous

1:34... activate Wario

Anonymous

Oh god, I know what that weird Game Boy-looking thing is, I've seen it an eternity ago on Youtube! It's a rip-off of Nintendog/Tamagotchi and that weird connector is for plugging it into the TV with a dock, so yeah, Nintendo stole the concept for the Switch from them, that not very nice!

Anonymous

'text reading'

Anonymous

I had that first nugget myself long ago. It had the same the same songs on it xD

Anonymous

Ah yes the Vista MacBook

Anonymous

based on the required mac os version I date it somewhere between 2012 and 2014

Anonymous

"Yeah well your mum" Blasting me back to 2016

Anonymous

ive seen all of the public videos like 36 times so i bought this to fuel my addiction

Anonymous

“oh geez my maccbook is so slow is like it’s running windows vista”

Anonymous

*File System Err* "Well your mum" Generally made me laugh lmao.

Anonymous

"It's where you put your screams". Stealing that, thanks mate! lol you are my inspiration!

Anonymous

oh geez my MacBook is running so slow it's ike it's running Windows Vista

Anonymous

You underestimate the internet if you don't expect the majority of your patrons to read the single frame text you sprinkle in several of your videos.

Anonymous

😮😮Wow! Remember when earphones had felt/foam on them. I had TOTALLY forgotten that. Did not exist in my mind. Even now i'm wondering if i'm making that up

Anonymous

Anyone else see a Koala at the end?

Anonymous

If the pkcells do die, plz livestream their funeral

Anonymous

eggs to you too

Anonymous

slower by typing?

Anonymous

Eggs to you as well. Hope the mackbook regained speed

Anonymous

I have to continue the tradition of this video! Eggs.

Anonymous

I have to continue the tradition of this video! Eggs.

Anonymous

Eggcellent

Anonymous

I would buy some merch with the saying, "The biggest companies make the worst junk"

Anonymous

Up to 15 hours** playback

Anonymous

sus nugget

Anonymous

the macbook is quite slow. eggs

Anonymous

I bet it's due to the flash storage just going bad.

Anonymous

slow macbook.eggs.

Anonymous

Memoreggs

Anonymous

all the eggs

Anonymous

1:33 cue waluigi

Anonymous

file system error. yea, well... ur mum

Anonymous

can't believe you dissed vista lmao

Anonymous

Of course it's not the PKCELL, mate those just don't go bad (apparently)

Anonymous

my first MP3 player as a kid was this little plastic memorex one that took a triple A and was just awful to use, but as a kid I didn’t know any better

Anonymous

public class Eggs { public static void main(String[] args) { while (true) { System.out.println("eggs"); } } }

Anonymous

Imation is the company that makes memorex

Anonymous

"Only the hardcores" that's the same demographic as the patreons! Eggs