When All You Have is a Burrito (Patreon)

Hey all! Quick thing here featuring a very unlucky character doomed to some slobbish obesity written in the first person. Also a quick thank you to everyone who has signed on recently as a patron, and thanks for being patient while I ease into a second week of taking a breather. I should be back to my usual pace of spitting out a few of these a week starting next Monday I think.