Going for a Drive (Patreon)

Going for a Drive.

Penny shook her head as she woke up in her garage. “Ugh, not again.” She rubbed her forehead as she looked around. “Why do I keep waking up in here?” She flicked the loose motor oil from her fingers. “I need a shower.”

As she stood up, she felt a new weight on her chest. “Huh?” She looked down and noticed her breasts were slightly bigger than they normally were. “Ugh, is it bad enough that I keep waking up in my garage naked, now my boobs are somehow bigger for no reason?” She sighed. “Maybe I should talk to someone about this.” She walked into the living room. “Having this happen once every few nights isn’t normal. What even happened last night. All I remember was working late until a strange warmth came over me.” She sighed. “Maybe I am going crazy.”

Before she could leave the room, Penny’s cell phone went off. “Ugh, what now?” She walked over and picked up her phone. “You have Penny.”

“Hey, boss.”

“Tess?” She rubbed her eyes. “What are you doing calling here?”

“What do you mean? It is Monday, and you haven’t come into work yet. We have that business conference on Lake Michigan, remember?”

“Wait, it’s Monday?” Penny shook her head. “How is it Monday?”

“Umm. . .” There was a pause on the other side of the line. “Are you ok, Penny?”

Penny sighed. “I’m fine. Fine. Look, I will meet you over at Grand Larson, ok? I need to get. . .” She looked down at her naked body. “Decent.”

“Well, don’t take too long. We need this new shipment of cars remember. I am not going to be the one to lose out on a business deal because my boss is confused about what day of the week it is.” There was some loud yelling that Penny couldn’t make out. “I can’t believe that I am being more responsible than you right now. That isn’t right.” The line went dead.

Penny sighed. “Well, you don’t have to put up with strange nonsense like I do.” She shook her head. “Well, I guess I am going to have to skip on that shower so I can make my way to the conference.” Penny moaned. “Ugh, that is not a good start to the day.”

***

Two hours later, Penny stood on a pier looking out over Lake Michigan. “Where is she?” She tapped her fingers on the railing. “I swear by the way I was being scolded on the phone, Tess would have beat me here.”

“Penny!” She turned her head to see Tess rush forward. “There you are. I have been looking all over for you.” Tess threw her arms around Penny. “Boy, am I glad you could make it. It is good to see you.” She took a step back. “Umm, you look like crap. Are you ok?”

Penny sighed. “I don’t know. I have just been waking up weird.” Penny shrugged. “I don’t know what to say.”

Tess arched an eyebrow. “Not getting good sleep?”

“Maybe? Look, this isn’t something I really want to talk about. Can we focus on this conference? When is it again?”

“Wow, you really are out of it. It isn’t until nine. So, we have another hour to just relax and enjoy ourselves.”

Penny sighed. “Oh, we do?” She looked out over the lake as the sun slowly set. “Well, I am not exactly sure what I want to do for an entire hour.”

“We could go for a walk on the beach.” Tess walked over to the railing. “Besides, I don’t get to come to the beach that often. Let’s take advantage of it while we can.

What do you say?”

Penny sighed. “I don’t know.”

Tess put her hand on Penny’s shoulder. “Come on now. It is better than sitting at this run-down pier until it’s time to head to the conference. Well?”

“Ok. Ok. Besides, I have been sitting down for almost an hour now on the drive over. I think some exercise is overdue.”

“And we are going to be doing more sitting at the conference. So come on.”

Tess rushed down the run-down stairs. “Let’s head to the dunes down there and back.”

Penny smiled. “Well, it has been ages since I have been to the beach as well. Maybe I can soak my toes in the water for a bit. I mean, I did miss my shower because of this damn conference.” She sighed. “I am starting to feel better, though. Ohhhh.” Her nipples started to harden. “I am starting to feel much better.” Penny giggled. “Wait, why am I feeling tense?”

Tess waved her hand. “Hey, why are you just standing there. Come on!”

Penny gulped. “Ohh, sorry. I was lost in thought.” She laughed and rubbed the back of her head. “I’m coming.” She hurried down the wooden pier and towards the beach where Tess stood.

Tess smirked. “You seem to be feeling better.”

Penny nodded her head as she walked to the shoreline. “I really do. I don’t know exactly what it is, but it is like a switch was flipped inside of me.”

“Oh?”

“Ya. All the stress is just flowing out of me. Ahhhh.” Penny sat down on the beach’s edge, feeling the waves crash against her feet. “I needed this after the weird stuff I have had to go through for the last few weeks.”

“I did want to talk about that. You haven’t been coming into work. It is getting to the point I run the car dealership more than you do.” Tess sighed. “I can’t handle all of this work, Penny.”

“I didn’t mean to leave you with all of this work, Tess.” Penny ran her fingers through the sand as a strange warmth spread throughout her body. “I just. . . I just have had some things going on right now and couldn’t really deal with coming in.”

Tess threw her hands into the air. “Well, what has been so crazy that would cause you to miss work?” Her eyes widened as Penny began to moan. “Umm, are you ok?” She walked over and put her hand on Penny’s shoulder. “Look, I know I am trying to get answers, but I am not being that big of a. . .” She gulped as she realized Penny’s breasts were swelling. “Umm.”

Penny shook her head. “I don’t know what is happening. Can we get back up to the house?” She wiped the sweat from her forehead. “I think I need to get to my room.” She slowly stood up, stumbling about from the new weight on her chest. “Maybe lie down or something. I just feel very hot.” She scratched at her blouse. “Ughh, this outfit is getting so very tight.”

Tess scratched at her brow. “I don’t know how this is possible. I have never seen breasts grow this fast.” She looked at the ground. “Or have I? I have seen some strange things.” Her head snapped back to Penny as the sound of a revving engine filled the air.

“What was that?”

Penny held her hand over her chest. “I don’t know.” Her body revved once more, smoke drifting out of her pants. “I think I remember now. All those nights that I lost. . .” Her eyes shot open. “I transformed into a car! That is it!” She winced as her pants became tight, her butt starting to swell. “No, how is that possible.”

Tess grabbed Penny by the shoulders. “Look, get a hold of yourself.” Penny’s boobs suddenly ripped through her blouse and pressed against Tess. “Ohhh, god. Your nipples are hard.” She closed her eyes. “And your boobs are very fucking squishy.” Tess shook her head. “No, I need to focus. We need to focus.” She giggled as Penny’s boobs pressed more and more against her body. “Ohhhh.”

“Tess? Hey, you have to get a hold of yourself. I don’t know what I will do when the transformation is complete. Ohhhhh.” Her ass ripped her pants apart, leaving her naked. “Ohhh, god.” Penny blushed. “My body feels soooo goood.”

Penny wobbled back and forth, and a panicked expression formed on Tess’s face. “Hey.

Stay upright.” Tess tried to push against Penny’s swelling boobs. “Hey. Stand on your feet. Come on. Ahhhh!” Tess cried out as Penny fell on top of her. “Ughhh. Well, at least I get to be under your big squishy boobs.” She moaned. “They are very heavy, though.” She began to shimmy her way out from under Penny’s bosom. “How are they getting so hard?”

Penny took a deep breath. “I can feel myself turning into a car. Ughhhh!” She moaned as her ass swelled to an unbelievable size, and she made an engine sound again. “I. . .”

Her boobs began to stretch out and turn a dark grey. “Ohhhh.”

Tess popped out from under Penny and slid across the beach. “Oh my god!”

She watched as Penny’s skin turned metallic. Her boobs stretched and hardened into the frame of the vehicle, doors, and dashboards growing out of Penny’s breasts. Her hands turned to rubber, stretching out into wheels as her ass morphed into a trunk. “What can I do to help?”

Penny’s eyes flashed. “Just go! I. . .” She took a deep breath as her face began to stretch out over her front wheels. “I am getting an intense urge to drive. Ughhhh.” As her back formed the roof of the car, her boobs continued to swell into the interior, her nipples rubbing against the ground as they slowly hardened into the bottom of her vehicle. “Yes. I want to run people over.” She giggled as her head transformed into her hood. “Ohhh, god!” She revered her engine. “Fun, fun!”

Penny’s mouth turned into her front grill, and a tailpipe appeared from her back end. She flashed her headlights before turning on her radio. “I am ready to go for a drive.” She honked her horn. “Run people, run. Penny is on the prowl.”

Tess gulped. “This isn’t good.” She looked around. “I don’t have anywhere to run. Expect.” She dashed for Penny and swung open her passenger seat. “The safest place right now is inside you. I am sorry.”

A seatbelt shot out and tightened around Tess. “A hitchhiker. I know what to do with you.” Penny revered her engine. “Time to go for a ride.” Penny drove down the beach and towards the freeway.

“Hey, stop!” Tess leaned over and tried to grab the wheel. “Are you trying to get us killed?”

Penny laughed. “I am a hunter. A car who stalks foolish people. Those who are out on the road tonight shall regret messing with me.” The belt tightened around Tess. “Now, sit back while I think about what to do with you.”

“You could always take me home.” Tess gripped her seat as they swerved onto the freeway. “Or not.”

“Oh, I know. I can make you into a lovely werecar like I am.”

Tess gulped. “Umm, I don’t. . .”

Penny came to a stop in the middle of the freeway. “You will love it. Trust me.” She used her seatbelt to twist Tess out of the vehicle. “Having a sister car on the roadways will be fun.”

“That isn’t my idea of fun.” Tess gulped. “Thank you for the consideration, though.” She jumped to her feet. “Bye.” Tess turned around and ran, making sure to run off the road and towards the beach. “This is crazy. I am running away from my friend who has turned into a car because she wants to turn me into one. Please tell me this is a dream.” Tess suddenly tripped over a gopher hole. “Ahhhh!” Tess turned her head as bright head beams enveloped her.

***

The next morning Tess shot up. “Ugh.” She blinked her eyes. “Safe and sound in my own bed.” She threw her feet over the side of the bed. “And for a moment there, I thought all that stuff about turning into a car might be real.” She laughed. “Silly me.” As she walked away, Tess didn’t see the tailpipe still sticking out of her ass.