Enhancement Pills (Patreon)

You really should listen to the warning that a strange bottle gives you.  Otherwise things can get out of control quickly.  (The ending to this story will be for my $8 tier)

Enhancement Pills

Beth hurried down the stairs. “Just a moment.” The doorbell rang once more as she rang out her dark hair. “Didn’t you hear me?”

She reached the door, grasped the handle with her sunburned hand, and opened the door. “This better be good. I just got out of the shower.”

The man at the door looked at her dripping wet body.

“I can see that. Nice towel.”

Beth pulled her kitten towel tighter around her body. “Cut to the chase. The show isn’t free.”

“Look, my brother and me and throwing a block party tonight. We are new to the neighborhood and are going around inviting everyone.”

Beth closed the door halfway. “Thanks for the information.” She stared at his pale face and dull green eyes. “What time?”

“Nine pm. We just bought the house on the corner of Anderson and Jefferson Street.”

“I remember the people who used to live there.

Had a demon hound. Damn dog almost tore my leg off when I went jogging last year.” Beth shook her head. “I will be there. Now get out.” She shut the door in his face.

“Nice of the lad to offer, but next time he should really call first.” She dropped her robe. “I need to find some clothing. I am freezing. Phew.”

Beth rushed back upstairs as she hugged her body for warmth. “Ok. Time to find something nice to wear.” She pulled open her dresser drawer and pulled out a light pink dress. “Hmm. Nice but not nice enough for a party.” She threw it on the ground and pulled out a black tank top. “Ugh, this has desperate written all over it. I don’t want the guys to think that.” She tossed it aside. “What else do we have? Come on, Beth. Find something before you freeze your nipples off.”

She dug through her dresser, throwing shirt after dress onto the floor. “Nope.

Too skanky. Too childish. Too drab.” She pulled out a plain white t-shirt. “Is this my sisters? Yuck.” She threw the shirt at the window.

Finally, Beth pulled out a blue and light pink blouse that would show off just enough of her bosom. “Perfect.” She carefully laid the garment out onto the bed and grabbed a red velvet bra. “This should do.” Beth carefully slid the bra on and smiled. “Well, this should turn some heads.” She then closed the drawer and knelt down. “Time to find some undergarments and pants.”

She opened the drawer only to find three pairs of pants, two pairs of jeans, and some leggings. “Oh crap. Today was supposed to be laundry day.” She looked at the time. “It is already six pm? I don’t have time for this.” She turned her head back to the black leggings. “You will have to do.”

She then went to the top drawer for her undergarments and pulled out a small pair with kittens on them. “You will be my good luck charm for finding a good man at this party, someone that will actually call me after. How I would kill for a date.” Beth smiled and slid the underwear onto her body. “My very good luck charm.”

Beth quickly put on the rest of her outfit and went downstairs. “I have a few hours to kill. What shall I do?” She walked into her living room and grabbed the remote. “I think I will watch the rest of the Western Marathon I had been enjoying until I had been rudely interrupted. That should pass the time nicely.”

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Two hours later, Beth stretched her arms. “Ahh. Well, that kid sure got what he deserved. Good old western justice.” She stood up and bent her head from side to side. “Well, I guess it’s time to see what this party is all about and get to know the new people on the block.” She walked over to the table and grabbed her purse. “And more importantly, have some fun.”

Beth walked out into the evening light. “Such a nice day. I am glad that. . .” She scratched at her dark curly hair. “Oh, what was his name? You would think the young lad would have at least introduced himself.” She shook her head as she approached the house. “How rude.”

As Beth neared the home and the booming music, a young lady rushed at her. Beth raised her arms. “Hey, slow down. Look where you are—

She was slammed to the ground as the jogger collided with her. “Ouff.”

The young lady shook her head and looked at Beth. “What the hell are you doing? Get out of my way.”

Beth narrowed her eyes. “You ran into me.”

The woman pushed herself and stood up. “I don’t have time for this or discuss your manner issue.” She turned around and rushed off.

Beth tightened her right hand into a fist. “Why I never.” She then looked at the ground. “What is this?” She picked up a bottle. “Margery’s Enhancement pills. Just one will bring out the inner you.” Beth turned the pill bottle over. “What kind of odd crap is this?” She shrugged.

“Well, I am not chasing the ponytailed crazy lady to give them back.” She slid the bottle into her purse and walked towards the party.

As she walked onto the lawn, a young dark-skinned man ran out of the house and immediately puked onto the steps. He then stood up, his green eyes wide, and cheered. “Yaaaa.” He turned around and rushed back inside.”

Beth chuckled as she walked up to the open door. “This will be entertaining, to say the least.” She walked inside, and her eyes widened. The place was packed, people dancing everywhere, some of the furniture was even overturned already. “Wow, they sure party hard and fast.”

She walked up to the nearest pair of guys. “Hello there.”

“Ehh.”

Beth narrowed her eyes. “I said hello there.”

The young man with short sandy hair gave her a glance before turning his head away. She raised her fist and stopped short when she saw what they were looking at. A trio of golden goddess stood in the center of the room, half-naked and their skin dripping with booze.

“You have got to be kidding me.”

“I know, right. They still have their bras on. What is wrong with them?”

Beth hit him right on the back of his head.

“Oww.” He scratched at his sandy hair. “What was that for?”

Beth didn’t turn her head as she walked away. “Nothing.” She made her way into the bathroom and closed the door. A few moments later, there was a knock. “Hey, let me in. I have to go.”

“Find someplace else. I am in here.”

“Fine.”

She sat down on the toilet. “What am I going to do?” She set her purse down. “I didn’t come all the way and get this nice outfit out for nothing. Huh?”

Beth looked down to see the bottle she had picked up just a few minutes ago had rolled out of her purse and up against her arm. She picked up the bottle and looked at it again. “Enhancement Pills that bring out the real you. That sounds crazy.” Beth shook her head. “But there are three gorgeous women out there. If these pills work, maybe it will give me a chance. What could it hurt?”

She popped open the cap, and a small paper slid out. Beth picked up the slip. “Warning. Only one pill a day or side effects might occur, and effects of the pills could become permeant.” Beth shrugged. “Ok. Nice weird warning message. I am sure that if these things make me look better, it wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

She shimmied one of the round white pills into her hands. “Well, time to see what these things do.” Then, without hesitating, she threw the little devil into her mouth and swallowed. “A little minty. Ugh.” Beth stood up and clapped her hands together. “Well, I guess I should get back out there.” She blinked and put her hand on the wall. “Or maybe I should take a moment. I feel hot all of a sudden. And my blouse.” Rrrippp.

Beth looked down to see her breasts were now huge. “Oh my god.” She put her hands on her tender boobs. “They are double the size of. . .” Forming words was suddenly hard. “Of well their average size.

She held the pill bottle in her hands. “You, my friend, are amazing. Now the boys won’t just ignore me.” She capped the bottle and shoved it back into her purse before stepping out of the bathroom. Beth was then greeted by a young, tan-skinned man with a painful look on his face. He pushed her to the side and rushed into the restroom.

“Finally.” He shut the door behind him.

Beth shrugged her shoulders and laughed. “Poor guy can’t hold his beer.” She then walked back into the other room, where the men were fawning over the young ladies in their undergarments, gawking at them and trying to get them to undress further. Beth walked up to the nearest man, a handsome young lad with short red hair and baby blue eyes, and tapped him on the shoulder.

“Excuse me, but how would you like to take a spin with me?”

He turned around and looked at Beth. “Well, hello. I think that would. . .”

“Hey, Andrew, one of the girls is about to take their top off.”

He turned around. “Wait, really. No way.”

Beth clenched her hands into fists.

“Hey. I was talking to you.”

“Look, lady. You have nice boobs. Why don’t you go join the ladies over there?”

Beth raised an eyebrow at him. She wanted to have fun, but she wasn’t going to lower herself to those bimbo’s standards.  Still, I need to do something, so I can get the attention off of them. Otherwise, I will never get a date. Beth looked into her purse.  These pills need to up their game.

She made her way back to the bathroom, and once it was vacant, she entered it once more, locking the door behind her. “Ok. Just one more pill should do the trick. That warning said there could be side effects, and I don’t want an overdose on these things.”

She held another pill in her hand. “Here we go.” Gulp. “Second one tastes better than the first.” She blinked. “I need to sit down. The room is spinning.” Beth shook her head. “My pants are tight.” She looked down. “My ass. My hips. They are growing!”

She put her hands on her waist. “My figure looks fucking amazing.” She walked to the mirror. “I should draw some fucking heads now and get some fun.” She giggled.

Beth held her hand over her mouth. “What am I saying? I am talking like one of those dim-witted bimbos out there. I need to think.” She took a deep breath. “My head feels a bit fuzzy all of a sudden, but I think I am ok.”

Beth turned her head as she heard shouting from the other room. “Take it off, take it off.”

Beth slammed her fist on the sink. “Fucking hell. They should be gawking over me.” She blinked. “I mean talking to me. Urugh.” She grabbed the pill bottle. “I need to even these ugh Damit.” She shoved the rest of the pills into her mouth and swallowed. “Wait, what did fucking just do?”

Beth bent over as her chest felt like it was compacting on itself. “Owwie.

Everything fucking hurts. Gahhh.”

She stumbled over to the nearby wall. Shrrink. Her blouse ripped more as her boobs expanded outward more. Beth held her hands over her chest as she felt her stomach shrink inward. “Ugh, gawd. My belly is getting thinner.” He touched her chest. “Like what is happening? Oww.”

She rubbed her eyes. “Like what now.” Beth took her hands away from her face and gasped. “My fucking eyes. They are blue. Like should they be that way?” She looked down at the sink. “I, umm, can’t remember. I think they were green or amber before. Ughh. My head hurts again. Why won’t these changes like stop?” She slammed her hand down on the counter.

Beth felt a new weight on her head. She looked back up to see her hair changing in color; her normally night dark hair was turning gold. “What is like going on with my fucking body? I am looking more and more like one of those. . . those.”

Beth blinked. “Like, why is it so fucking hard to think.” She put her hands on her temples. “Come on, you fucking fool. Think.”

She opened her eyes. “My hair. It’s growing?” Her ordinarily short hair now extended past her shoulders. “Like it is getting so long and full. And so heavy.” She shook her head, her hair poofing in the process and extending halfway down her back.

“That is like totally better.”

Beth brushed her luscious bangs to the side, not even noticing her growing fingernails. “This is like a strange dream. I a dream that I can have fun and fuck people in.” She shook her head. “Why the hell would I say that? I didn’t come here to fuck people. To have someone’s slender body embraced with mine.” She ran her tongue through her lips at the thought. “Mhhmm.”

Beth blinked. “What am I thinking?” She looked down at her hands and her long perfect nails. “Like how did these babies get all sparkly and painted? I did it so I can fuck, right?” She shook her head. “Stop saying that. Like gawd I have standers.”

She heard shouting from the other room. “There other two took theirs off, so now it’s your turn. Take it off.”

Her whole body shook. “Fuck. That sounds so fun.” She went to the door. “I want to party too.”

Beth opened the door as her body still tingled and walked out into the party.