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Hello seekers, welcome to a very special video episode in which Jacques and I bring our relationship to a shocking new level, review Drakes penis, and beg the energy drink company Bing to sponsor us. 

Thank you to Janelle for the video editing, follow her IG @mensturalbloodbath


intro & outro/// Lady Red - Smokin Dat Weed

Comments

brown bricks

Jacques’s caretaker is so patient ❤️

Emily

I'm loving this but Ben those socks are so distracting

Penny Moor

Twink boutta pounce

Emily

They were picking up all the stray dab bits off Jacques floor lmao

Ian Gustafson

The worst part about the video going out is that I can't get a definitive count of how many Bings Jacques pounded over the course of the episode.

Zac Baddie

The set design is fully giving MOMA installation

Stank Wizard

good dick will have a bitch laid up being like “oh so Jacques is the nonbinary cajun and Ben is the pale one”

Luke

This is a work of art. You gotta do more eps like this with Hessa too.

Riley

Jacques reminds me of my 9th grade English teacher. The undies were nicer than expected. Weird church service but into it

Hailey

The room is soooooo queer outsider art

Anonymous

lmao punished rose is my wife and you both misgendered her (😢) and named her sucka mc of the week (huge honor) so it evens out. we love you jacques ❤️

meche

i got my cute lil nectar collector and small torch to do dabs to this episode only for the Jacques dab rig reveal to knock me on my ass Jacques are you like fucking welding

meche

yeah i would watch the Jacques cake video

faraz

I like looking at jacques

Anonymous

The Ricky Martin poster is so fire 🔥

Kyletrynadip

Look im a straight guy but they saw the drake video and the first thought was “thin” 😵‍💫 its like 3.5 fully grown man fists

Michael Austin

I used to pound almost as many bings as Jacques and then my gallbladder turned into poop slime

Dude Watery

I love that Jacques has a poster of an anime girl's fat ass

Anonymous

I wanna take Jacques on a fancy date

lilfukka

Gosh dang cuties :-)

Zob

Thank you for covering the absolute weirdness that was the consistency of Drake's dick. Nothing about it looked normal, large, or sexy

Luggi

I peep the coconut water

No1BASICCHANNELFAN

JACQUES why not get a puffco proxy?? Is the big flame part of the appeal? Respectfully 😘

chorchy

Also how the fuck does jacques finance their life without a decent trust fund

K

jacque what is your ig

Freya

excellent

Anonymous

never seen a dab rig before so when you guys kept saying jacques was using a blowtorch i thought ye were being dramatic but what the fuck jacques

Solidus Red

Jacques thanks for driving up Bing sales. It's one of the items I deliver and stock up stores with. I want to think you are driving up their sales.

M'aux Rob

Jacques, you moving the "dirty" Bing is so intimate and telling. Telling of what, I do not know.

M'aux Rob

The transverse waves going back and forth through his (I never want to re)member tell me this is a publicity stunt with a silicone toy. However: Drake seems determined to out himself in every way, not because he wants attention, but because he wants to get knocked off his pedestal and have a reason to be aggrieved (then, counter with deeply-held gay panic)

Perry Forsyth

Im slamming my knife and fork on the table waiting for the makeout sesh

jesus

Jacques is hot