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Helllllooo players and pimps Jacques and I are back and talking about our NYC lifestyles, Jacques turning his own mother against me with a series of lies, prank calls, Real Calls, and finally after some technical issues Hesse steps in for Jacques to finish the episode. 

intro/// Tim Buckley - Blue Melody 

outro/// Ahmad Jamal - Sustah, Sustah

Comments

jawn carpenter

Love Jacques..do not think I would have the mental fortitude to be his/their friend

grantsh

Jacques I'm sorry for calling you and waking you up. I knew better.

Anonymous

Jacquesals rise up. It's Jacques-o'clock.

Blue&Strawberry

It just clicked! Ben & Jacque are Sasuke and Naruto.

Nat Ware

that tim buckley song rocked ty for putting me onto it! (:

Tea Ess

When is Hesse going to issue an apology for stealing art from small online creators?

Dukaten Donald

Those Jacques Ben duo Episodes are making me want to kms. Jacques needs to be dealt with ASAP.

Dr. TJ Eckelberg

Jacques’ second call is indistinguishable from Krusty the clown

Leguminous Goth

Fresh air & cardio are the best hangover cure in my experience. Pretty unpleasant but huge benefits to be had if you can just sweat it out

Zac Baddie

I’m sorry but the Ariana Grande took it too far for me. Like it’s one thing to listen to the songs on the radio but actively listening to that.. f word coded

Anonymous

Can’t wait for your exclusive interview with the twink senate staffer who got railed in the hearing room

Ryan Lazarus

Elvis the Grey Alien Gonsoulin

Harry P. Ness

only a gay man would have the emotional intelligence to notice the change in someone's behavior after revealing that he's "straight"

Anonymous

Jacques has the same birthday as my mom 👸🏿

Michael Austin

Jacques has no reason to be so insecure all the time while also being cooler than everyone else ever

Nick

Jacques talking about “cajun cities” made me picture swamp jetsons

chorchy

I have a jacques with less bpd who is my best friend and I can handle seeing them about twice a month

Knife

I love jacques but baby girl i smoke one gram of wax a week and my lungs are shit i feel like at this rate theyre going to clog their lungs into a solid mass of dab

Knife

Also i listened to this before bed and then had a dream i had sex with jacques anybody else experienced this phenomenon

blind carrot

I saw 2 people wearing Betty Boop loot on the same subway ride last time i was nyc

Anonymous

Did Jacques say “you just got mic-jacqued on” at the beginning? Because if so… genius

Tea Ess

It's in reference to a twitter bit Hesse does (which I love) that got a ton of backlash a few days ago, and she got dogpiled for an extremely obvious joke

Dongo

“Choking on a cheesecake” is my new favorite phrase

Dongo

Ben and Jacques stans rejoice for this ep

Alexa

Yall I’m moving to NYC from kkkalifornia in January please have live shows and parties so I come!! 😃😃

jawn carpenter

I am sorry Jacques meant strictly as a goof. I’ll do some time in comment section jail.

Mami Milkr

What songs playin at 50 mins

Yup

Hey seeking derangements I am a straight guy who is totally straight but I was just wondering I like fucking guys in their cute lil asses am I gay?

Mami Milkr

Random Ben question. Was the “park that car. Drop that phone..” t shirt a nod to the broken social scene lyrics. In the past you referred to the lines originating from a tweet lolol

Margaret Nersten

Someone please remind me which episode is the one where Ben pranks his friends that their dog got expelled from doggy daycare

Chris

I say this a lot in these comments but I really like the music always ❤️

ploob

Let's get those Survival Rates going in the chat y'all

Anonymous

I just saw someone on Twitter addressing hesse like “are you happy with yourself Claire?” Lmfaooo

ale

can we get a response to the developing penis discourse

leah

#istandwithclairepenis 🫡

EB

Love when my movie opinions align w/ Hesse 😇😝

Penny Moor

Jacques would be a great voice actor tbh