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Welcome back everyone, happy thanksgiving! We talk about the times we've ruined this holiday for our families and take a bunch of your calls!


intro/// Sylvia - Didn't I 

outro/// Hiroshi Sato - レインボー・シーライン (Rainbow Sea Line)

Comments

Jayne

Lungs like a pair of wet socks got me good

soph

Class action alcoholic has a great ring to it

jesus

Using lotion to style your hair is INSANE and listening to Ben become increasingly defensive about it made me cry laughing lmaooooo

Zac Baddie

Lotion to style hair reminds me of my using Dr Bronners as face wash, shampoo, body wash, and shaving soap era

Maud

i remember american girl magazine saying using a little lotion in your hair was a #lifehack in the advice section for 8 year old girls❤️

rasqal

took me 🇨🇦 so long to realize jacques is always saying lafayette and not latvia

BizarreManatees

God, not ever shampooing, conditioner once a week and fucking body lotion in his hair. Ben's head must be so greasy, could probably bounce the entirety of a flashlight beam off that hair 🤢

Johan Stefonski

I put lotion on my face after I shave, and then I slick my lotioned hands through my hair and my hair looks incredible. Ben is right. Ben did nothing wrong.

Hailey

So jarring to hear a Sopranos cast member call in and say “tiktok straggots”

Hailey

The ingredients between lotion and hairstyling cream are probably 99% the same. Jacques and Hesse are blowing it way out of proportion

Kirk

Most exciting race faker gotta be Qwo li driskill

loopy

A friend recently finished a 16 month nursing program with Ms. J La Bombalera, RN !!

poor old dyl

Thank you guys so much for responding to my question and thank you Jacques for costuming advice and thank you Ben and Hesse for agreeing that “travel” is a weird theme. I don’t know who picks the themes.

Andrew

Ben is right a little tiny bit of shea butter lotion is perfect for hair

Anonymous

Jacques getting hammered at a sacrifice in Tikal and making all the Mayan’s upset is such a funny image.

riley

i’m glad race fakers was brought up in this episode bc it reminded me i need to call in about my rachel dolezal story asap!

Tomme

Was the last caller Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t????

Brandon R

honestly it just sounds like Ben is one of those people blessed with really good hair genetics and it wouldnt matter what he does or doesn't do to it

August Gardener

Ben’s take on refusing to straighten gorgeous curly hair is an all-timer.

Anonymous

We need a whole episode about the trans Lisa Simpson race baiter

Anonymous

no way! i work at the same place as the guy who called in about the holiday party lmao

Zob

A calendar for the new year is peak thumbs up from a Chinese landlord. Congrats Hesse

Zob

Lotion in the hair is very latino, I worked with a latino guy who did the same thing

Anonymous

Hiroshi ❤️❤️ another banger choice

katie

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONJURE THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS

Harry P. Ness

The public initiative Smashing Strange Together is one of the funniest things you folkxs have said since the CSSDB