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Sorry if you hate this episode everyone, Jacuqes and I recorded in person for the first time and something about that brought out our most disgusting selfs. 

I was incredibly hungover so Jacques took me to his favorite grocery store and bought me a lot of health products to mend me back to function. I try them on air so huge TW for chewing noises, sniffing, coughing, pooping, screaming, explosions etc. 

We also talk about Jacques newfound straight identity, Paul Pelosi being gay, and Jacques says a bunch of stuff about Kanye that I don't remember so if you're mad about that please blame him. 

Our regular programming will resume now...thank you all we love you

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Sonclaurey

This was awesome

Billy Malamon

Was that a dobos torte?

Lili

I deserve this

Kirk

Thank you Hesse ❣️

ruth l.r.

thank you Hesse 💖

SomeCallMeStalin

Is there an episode 170 we haven’t heard yet??

Melissa Sanford

The body horror episode. Thank you Hesse

SomeCallMeStalin

If this is hesse you rock and I very much appreciate the trippy twitter videos you made back in the day.

greenboots

truly harrowing

Donkey

Thank you hesse ♥️

Donkey

Looking at Ben for the first time with eyes unopened 🛕

leah

nickelodeon ass episode

Jn

Thank you Hesse

seb

thank you hesse

Matt

Why

fishcakes

Straight them. Genius

Bella

“The state prescribes you dabs?” “The state of my mind.”

Degrassi Osborne

I missed hessies editing. I missed the coughing reverb

pookie

loved this one 🤭 SD x Nicocado when

jawn carpenter

Hesse is good at producing ☺️

Ryan

Jacques I also throw up when I wake up for multiple reasons

Dennis Lyons

Hesseeeeee I knew you were going to come in for that fact check, literally homo senses full on tingling like “ohh, here she comes!” you did such an amazing job, thank you honestly for the giggies!!! The munching sounds? Exquisite. The explosions and quacks? Immaculate.

Hannah

Hesse, thank you for your cervix 🫡

Tony Mannia

Thank you Hesse

SinClaire

The cake is not french it is the Hungarian Dobos Torte 🇭🇺 🇭🇺 🇭🇺

Degrassi Osborne

He's so weird and cagey with interviews. I feel like he has to be in character at all times. Would be interesting tho because I think he's a great youtube performance artist. He literally is eating himself to death lol

iarbas

lord jesus christ

iarbas

has jacques been to channing tatum’s restaurant? Worst dining experience of my life

George

Dobos is Hungarian, not French

Tankbuster

thank u for your service Hesse

L

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nora virus

THANK YOU HESSE 🙏

Tea Ess

Ben, your cream and blue jacket slays, where did you get it?

danny

more in person🙌

Dongo

Thank you Hesse 🫡

Ethan

Thank you for the eating sounds, Hesse, you are a wonderful producer 🙏

Owen Geary

thank you hesse

R P

Hesse, your editing has always been delightful. And Ben, sorry about your heinous, wide vagina.

Brandon

With all the food he talks about, I thought Jacques weighed 400 pounds. He’s still skinny by midwestern standards. If he went on keto, he’d look like the monkeypox czar in like one week.

Cinderhella

Thank you for ur service hesse ur valid

Laura

Thank you Hesse! I truly come for all of you but stay long for Hesse’s commentary and side characterizations of various situations. I love you guys

patrick nolan

Thank you hesse! Also Ben is definitely mentally ill (gay, white Latino)

Leguminous Goth

Podcast addicts be like "ohhhh ewwwww 60 minutes of chewing and pooping I'll only listen to this one 5 times" when really they're the tartar sauce

Ava

hesse this was so genuinely terrific tysm

Mae

Hesse NEVER make an episode with the food chewing amplified again!

Chris Perez

Hesse this was pretty gross...And we loveeeeeee. Thanks for your hard work...

Adam

thank you Hesse 💞

Tanya Nova

thank you Hesse!! more food tasting on the pod i love it

Dylan Raskay

Thank you hesse for making this horror podcast