Happy Pride Y'all (Patreon)

We (thank god) are too scrambled to talk about any of the hot button pride issues instead I think Jacques tells us about a sandwich he ate, Hesse walks us through her favorite Bechdel-test spin offs,  plus the woman who had a mental breakdown on the Real Hosewives of NY is selling the Epstein Island. Also will you all tell Hesse and Jacques to let me invite a guy who drinks his own urine and has his bros “ritually insert" stones into his ass on the show? Neither of them responded to me when I told them I wanted to interview him....