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Hello Seekers!

Today we mourn the loss of Liam Payne, discuss our past alleged criminal acts at various grocery stores, if it's possible for muscled gay hunks to fall off a ledge while taking a selfie, and Melania Trump's new memoir. Finally, we read an article from the New York Post about the former Bachelorette contestant and current freak who pretended to be trans for like 6 months as a "social experiment."

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intro/// Dorothy Ashby - Little Sunflower (Master F, Take 3)

outro/// Al Hirt - Sweetlips

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Gallo Altanero

Random recall to fear of poop on plane. Get our local boy on the next is your guy gay “chadgoesdeep” https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_3xv3riFq3/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

declan

Jacques is a naughty boy (positive connotation)

declan

This discourse is the ultimate October Surprise

Mami Milkr

Happy Gocktober to all that celebrate 🎃

Alek Joyce

Shoutout HyVee 🌾

SomeCallMeStalin

Ben’s the brains Hesse’s the looks Jacques is the wild card

Dongo

Hesse please be careful Columbo is looking for the great French department store heist suspects!

Lucasbb01

Love you guys🥰 Especially the loud one!

Dongo

Underrated moment: Jacques and Ben synchronizing in Jacques-voice saying “…fuckeen stupiiid” lol

sydney💜

The Substance was so much fun, it's like if Society (1989) was a better movie and about beauty/youth/self perception instead of class

sydney💜

(which sounds like it could be annoying but it was not self serious at all)

A.P. Freeman

"That is very special needs, no offense"

Cody

Ben is insane for saying Hyvee is ghetto. lol

Kyletrynadip

The underwear makes way more sense to me than all the friends box sets lol

Alexa

Hesse definitely nailed Filipina Melania

Alex reynolds

I love how Jacques STILL say my candidate

lilfukka

Also disliked substance 😍

jugsdotgov

please do an episode about going to townhouse oh my god

Carmen Llorens

The best part of Josh Seiter's lore is that he faked his own death after the bachelorette. Then he dated Monica Beverly Hills, when she broke up with he started his drag career

naplanx

Jacques screaming into the mic reaching new heights of annoying

HonestEd

You need to do a video episode where Jacques gets a brain scan

joshkg

Wait there’s gay people on this podcast?

bbbbb

You're insane if you think Rachel Weisz is masc

DumbDumDumbDumb

“You look like a police sketch” incredible

HellGirlWalking

the substance is fun but it takes itself too seriously and has the worst screenplay of all time

Dec

Craving some more “Caull it.” in my life tbh

Andrew

Something is wrong with the audio file again

Leyland

Milkshake is easily the best song by the Village People

Gallo Altanero

Went to old navy. Friend told me we are stealing clothing. He walked out in full orange sweat suit. I grabbed jeans and returned them the next day.

Nigel L

“Im in a positive mood toda-“ “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP” lol off to a great start

Freya

Gm to all the other 2014 self checkout bandits only 💯

danny

Hesse’s Melania sounds like Mel Blanc’a Peter Lorre

Grogin

Hesse is confusing Robert Wagner for Robert Blake, who also killed his wife but not on a boat with Christopher Walken.

Kath Rin

That fake trans guy used to have a trans girlfriend, Monica Beverly Hillz from RPDR and then he faked his death and she broke up with him

Christopher Mesler

Skit idea day in the life of Jacques and we get to see finally how he ends up in situations where falls into a special kind of Louisiana sewer that stains his all white outfit with gumbo poop.

Warbs

I was swapping larceny stories and she won by a mile. She brought a complete living room set from IKEA to the front and asked for help loading it.

Jacob Klein

Jock was annoying this episode

SomeCallMeStalin

Apple Podcast version of this episode consistently glitches in the final fifteen minutes of the show. If I pause it at any time it will default to Ben quoting “you dont make your fetish my truth”

Brandon

My best heist was a ninja blender from kohls.

Micah Gentry

Where I’m from hyvee is the nicest grocery

digboofus

"you are such a sexual murderer"

Daniel Dermont

Hesses Melania is so Filipina

Dennis Lyons

Bens melania … SCREAMING

Jess

i keep wanting to comment shit that will get me banned

M'aux Rob

XR represent