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Hey y'all

Coming to you today with a very special video episode! We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents.

As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit incarcerated loved ones at Angola State Prison, here: https://www.nolatoangola.org/about-cornerstone-builders-bus-program/

Thank you to Janelle for her help editing this video too! Follow her IG: @mensturalbloodbath

intro & outro/// Me Enamoré - Anthony Santos

Comments

sue

This is such a treat thank you

gill

i hope we get a video episode for the next time columbo and caitlyn jenner are on the pod!

riley

i love the doll it made me both laugh and scared

Leroy Leroy Leroy

If Ben made more dufrond Jacques dolls I’d buy one

Kyletrynadip

Hesse very pretty ben so cute jaques so handsome i laugh a lot!

Anomalie

Omg that doll

JerJin

I love jacquesaw

Hailey

Jacques is right, Jiffy corn muffins are elite.

Knife

Nonbinaries with boomer names sound off in the comments- im frank

Ron

oh thank god i was just listening to the audio and i desperately needed to see this doll

Kate

My friend & I were just talking about this

Knife

About to start making dolls of people i know and leaving them in local thrift stores

riley

ben’s ODD jumping out like “it’s MY doll i can do whatever i want with it i don’t care if it breaks bc it’s MY doll i can break it if i want to 🙄” lol love him

sydney💜

I love video episodes, I get why you can't do this for all of them but it adds SO much

Christopher McLaughlin

Charli w/ Troye tour has been mostly sold out for over a month. Jacques don’t be jealous of DuFrónd she’ll never replace you.

Matthew Baines

The doll omg wtf the telfar😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ploppy whetty

I hope the doll makes future appearances. I hope there is doll merch. I feel blessed by this evolution in bullying Jacques. Thank you Ben for the effort and thank you Jacques for taking it.

Tvvvv

Can the doll make a roux, or is it like that fajun (fake+cajun) coullion Jacques and gets his out the freezer at Rouse’s?

Lili

Hesse I love you 🥰

sydney💜

I agree that enby names are gonna go old school but I think it'll be old lady names like Agnes, Agatha, Esther, Ethel, Edith, Estelle, Harriet, Sybil, etc. I'm sure there are old man names that fall into this category but idk what they are

disgotheque

Ben is so in love with Jacques

Jonny McCall

I thought the doll must be a coincidence/ joke then the zoom in the telfar bag and Jacques reaction absolutely killed me

Jonny McCall

Surely the puppet maker subs to the Patreon

RubbishBinMan

this is fucking insane

Elizabeth Irene

also last episode drove me to watch saw II and i haven’t recovered

Stank Wizard

love the video format! its great seeing you all

Pug_luvr

Jacques being completely unsurprised and unbothered that someone made a voodoo doll of him, is the funniest reaction Omg

Ernest Herrera

I’m glad that even things like rainwater drains in Louisiana have racist names. lol

Sisi

seeking derangements x blythe dolls would be hard af

Penny Moor

Jacques so beautiful ‼️

bbbbb

Louisiana accent: "Miss 13, ah must say you're looking beautiful tonight"

nick.

@otherworld

girlfroot

The three of you are so beautiful

woof dog

Straight up good podcast

D5er

Ty this is your best work in a while!!

Jonny McCall

catching Jacques on a bad day with the voodoo doll could’ve resulted in a wildly different reaction lmao

Jonny McCall

Lmaooo I actually thought Ben found it in a store. Plot twist

Benji

There is an incredible visual element of Jaques' trademark chaos that we have been missing out on. More video episodes please!!!

grantsh

When it revealed it is a telfar bag I literally kicked my legs back and forth in laughter. This is concerning.

Eve K

kind of insane how ben is so cute

Kelly

Aw I have the end beanie baby in my office :)

Alex B

I love Lil Jacques

Winston

they tried to find a doll of hesse too but none were pretty enough to be her

Tyler Harvey

God hesse is so hot

T S

I love that you can tell Ben and hesse positioned their cameras as to not reveal too much behind them but Jacque just lets it all hang out

Brooke

jacques deadpan delivery of "eat" to ben's prison hypothetical is perfect.

Leah Lynn

There’s a prison gang called GBG “gay boy gangsters.” When I was in skilled nursing I had a client that was a member

lily davidson

If it’s not gumbo it’s women

Kit Brennen

Wow Hesse do you needlpoint?

Andrew

Jacques dropping “anticipatory” was a revelation

declan

Ben's nose is so tea

jugsdotgov

oh my god where did the needlepoint sweatshirt come from

Ross Moore

Jacques looking fat as usual. Slay queen!

Craig

Hesse is GLOWING

HellGirlWalking

genuinely in tears over jacques crackers tiktok

Emilia

The hair/skull cap on the doll…crying 😩

Emilia

Ben banging the doll like a gavel to command order from Jacques 😭😭😭😭

A Preza

“District 13” -J

technocratic

Y’all let them doll him!

Kurtis

Gay Maniacs!