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Hello Seekers

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, what happens when you smoke stolen “hospice weed,” and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced.

intro/// Avant Garde - Everybody's Lover

 outro/// Fleetwood Mac - Station Man (Live at Trod Nossel Studios, Wallingford, CT - Sep. 23, 1975) 

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Lucasbb01

Woohooo!

Lucasbb01

Rock on!

Andy Mount

thank fucking Christ Hesse is back I was about to kms to the unbearable sound of the next boys episode

Lucasbb01

I neeeed fists to fly in this episode

Jonny McCall

In person episode hell yeah brother

ploob

Ben's Hawk Tuah gurl and Jacques is Bill Maher.

Michael Austin

I genuinely respect the way Jacques cannot answer any question with a simple answer and has to concoct an entire universe

Tony Mannia

NOS energy drink gang

Kyletrynadip

Lmao at jaq condemning a child to torture 4 times before the question was over 😂

TM

Jaq needs a vacation and or nap

leah

i KNEW jacques ass was staying in omelas

geoboi

Jacques exceptionally racist in this one

pat

Jacques suggestion of getting an apartment together suggests a reality show more suited to the dynamic than undercover billionaire in Pittsburgh; The Real World

Goldman

Hesse has a dick caveat was an incredible comment from Jacques and I feel like it just slid by unnoticed

Charlie Moe

I need to hear more about the edible Jacques bought from someone in hospice

Jess

rachel weisz lesbian tho ??

Austin Miller

Griffs “omg Vietcong clay” post is saved to my phone it’s a treasure

Claire Simon

I’ve been to the pagani plant in Modena and it’s literally just a big high tech garage, it’s so crazy

Linus

Why did I literally google Jerry Seinfeld assassination I’m so dumb

Pug_luvr

Can't wait for the dab episode. Sounds amazing

KS

Jacques was prob wearing a Yeezy season 8 unisex puffer balaclava shiesty XXXL hood mask, not sure about his friend tho

Christopher Nagle

My asshole when I actually look up to “Jerry Seinfeld killed by Hindu Nationalist stochastic terrorism”

Michael

I'm glad they bleeped the name of the bar before Ben just says the name of it clearly immediately after

Lili

I genuinely believed Jerry was dead and I was like happy for ke$ha 🩷

SomeCallMeStalin

Hesse’s not a bottom? Dang. There goes that dream.

Ryn

You'll never catch Jacques getting confused on what's an article of clothing vs what's a dessert

benafflecksamazonpackages

Hesse how do you get past the cringe factor when listening to bill Maher? I simply can’t listen to him more than a couple of minutes 😩😂

benafflecksamazonpackages

I don’t understand the trolley scenarios like…obviously hugely successful and talented, famous women are more valuable to society and worthy to be saved over a bunch of random queer youth who will likely contribute very little to the world lol

Henry Bader

What's a little girl doing in the gay trolley problem??

DumbDumDumbDumb

Those Who Walk Away From OmelYass

Urik Mej

Jacques’ endless food orders remind me of early cumtown…sad we never got a cross over

Leyland

“Did he start in standup?” Best Christopher Hitchens question ever asked. Period!

AM

I'm a big dumb bottom and I have no morals, please let me on the pod

Micah Gentry

Fml i had to work the frost children night

Enrique Lopez

Jacques is at peak performance in this one! 🫶🏼

SmolDickRich

I think I speak for the entire straight men who listen to this; plz give us more bill Maher clips from club rando idk how no one has done this before

EB

Hospice weed got me bringing the Dell to the club

gibbypatrol

I’ve held my silence for too long. Jacques, please unblock me! I was agreeing with your kamala brat post but I realize that it might not have seemed that way :(

Hailey

Getting a monkey pox vaccine while on roller skates and then fainting is like, advanced gay.

bbbbb

Those Who Walk Away from Omelas (Gay City version)

mo

Jacquesmakin me crazy!

Bryce3dKeygen.midi

Jacques’ two favorite types of stories are preposterously large takeout orders and falling down chaotically.

Nick

charli has lost the mandate of heaven

Julian

My gf showed me a Charli xcx song for the first time recently and, lyrics aside, it sounded like the kinda music that would play in adventure time when the characters start partying

Alex B

I heard Kanye only joined the street racing crew because he wanted to be the girl who drops the handkerchief to start the race

bbbbb

Those who walking gays away from Omelas Those who sashay away from Omelas. Ok, I'm done.

palma

I’m contractually obligated to only bleep jacques

loopy

i went to frost fest and during day 1 i went to the smoking area and saw jacques looking gorgeous! i then immediately overheard him telling someone that he’s really into eating. never change jacques<3

Jake

Y’all let them drown her?

Gallo Altanero

Add me on PoGo: 752409995376

HonestEd

4+ hours a week is too much for his delicate constitution

Hesse Deni

We’re def gonna do a full Bill Maher video ep at some point lmao

Samantha

Jacques PLZ be careful at Mirage, people keep showing up dead in the creek nearby and I read a Reddit post saying there’s a serial killer

frankincense

my favorite fan theory is that ben is secretly trans masc

Axel

Troye Sivan is a Zionist

Maxwell Maxwell

they should have let Jacques do dabs but also he has to be 100% gay next summer to even this one out

D5er

ERE ME NOW

Brooke

getting jacques to answer the ones who walk away from omelas thing is so funny

Samantha

Oh I thought you said you were going to go dancing at Mirage sorry!

Lili

https://youtu.be/iX3_L8z2uw4?si=FDnDnJsy7BAoNkpo

Desi

Any time y’all attempt the Jamaican accent I die laughing

Nick

jacques talks about the hypothetical trolly problem children like he’s a spokesman for the IDF