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SD 333 - They/She Vance (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-14 13:40:42
Edited:
2024-08-14 14:01:15
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2024-08

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Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk).

Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a very difficult quiz which tests our ethics and morals like never before. Oh also at this part Jacques tells us about gaslighting a pooping vegan whom he fed butter...really funny.

Mwah!


intro/// Orchestre O.K. Jazz • Sois Sage Amour

outro/// Centaura • I Need Love

Comments

Carmen Llorens

Forever obsessed with the way Jacques says "Ruum"

Tucker

very demure

officer delicious

Jacques funneling beer and lye into their stomach

Spencer

The Roast of Jacques Gonsolin

Hailey

Finally, Ben giving Chappell Roan the respect she deserves for making fun music.

Hailey
>>146534741

And Jacques, you’re outta your depth babe, how can she be an industry plant when she’s been releasing music since 2020 and only just blew up. That girl has been working hard.

Devlin

I believe that Ben took the tip.

Devlin

Jacques, I'm sure you've tried Adderall but... Have you tried it recently? Someone get Jacques some Adderall, they're fighting for their life out here

Jonathan Flowers

You're putting cash tips in the tip pool?

Kyletrynadip
>>146534741

Even if she was, the concept of an industry plant is usually pretty fraught. Whether or not the industry tries to shove something down your throat, its still the public that loves it or not.

AA
>>146534741

Also, her record came out a year ago and just really blew up in recent months. She’s been grinding for years and is finally getting the recognition she deserves. Sucks for Jacques, he’s missing out.

Lucasbb01

Jacques is so violent

Michael Austin

Jacques is sooooo jealous of chapell roan

Jonathan Flowers

great episode i subscribed halfway thru. i hate city o city!

riley
>>146534741

i had a feeling ben would come around to her eventually.

Alex reynolds

Santafied I can't. Is this a situation where Jacques gets irrationally jealous of someone they see in the same lane as them

Michael Austin
>>146522863

it's a thing that happens a lot in New England accents so it's cool to see it happens other places as well

Johan Stefonski

It's crazy how much better the podcast flowed once Jacques finally started paying attention. Way to lock in when we're in the 9th inning.

Alex reynolds

You gotta get Boy Boy on for a gay list plz plz

Kyletrynadip

Idk what airline ben was on but its crazy to me to just remove scenes from in flight movies, never seen that before

Ali

Jacques is so cringe hating on Chappell Roan

Ryan Lazarus

can't believe jacques is gonna kill chapell roan with the farsight from perfect dark

Michael Austin

I was brought along to the Providence gay bar/club Ben mentioned as a straight friend and it's probably one of the best clubs in Providence

Maud
>>146534741

Literally I remember she was writing letters personally thanking her fans 4 years ago lol

Jarv
>>146551746

I was on a flight full of people going on package holidays to Cancun, and not only did they cut the more risque scenes from A Star Is Born, they'd also got a version of the film where all the "fuck"s in the dialogue were replaced with "frick"s. I was dying at how fucking stupid it sounded.

Andie

Jacques: steamroller is the word for the thing that flattens the cement that you want to use to run over Chappell Roan

HonestEd

Jacques saying he had to work 4 hours this week made me want to unsubscribe

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

NOODLE, SALAD…BUN, YELLOW CURRY, BEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Tea Ess

“Miss Vaaaancie” is an honest stroke of genius

Jake

I recently got a fake day job running the radio station at a private boarding school and there's only one gay student who runs Pride club in my office at Friday lunchtimes. Chappell Roan is the only non-Glee queer music she likes so I have been runnnning it back to back for her Pride Playlists and she says it's giving her clout with the other kids. Not for me but very heartening

Veronica

I think I felt Jacques mindmelt with me

FA

"You were a lowly dishwasher I was a STAR waiter" lmfao

Andy Mount

Jacques quietly saying “I don’t know why I’m talking this episode. Is soooo me

Camden

Used to eat people’s leftovers when I was a bus boy

Stephen

D). Blackmail your friend

TM

Jock needs a vacation lol

Jackson
>>146534741

Also I'm sorry but I've never once heard him talk this way about a male artist but this isn't the first time with an innocuously popular woman

Jackson
>>146534741

Like straight to calling her ugly and a bitch lmfao

Jackson

Bold of Jacques to complain about a restaurant worker's work ethic

HonestEd
>>146584100

He had a month off after getting very routine dental work lol

bbbbb

We're so back

Pete

Hesse is spot on about Saltburn. Rosamund Pike is great in everything and Cary Mulligans only has only been in a few movies that are worth mentioning: An Education and Never Let Me Go.

Evelyn

Howling at the idea of Jacques chugging disgusting bile filled beer runoff from the back of a tapwall like Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe downing kerosene in the Lighthouse.

anique

“monchhichi hairline” will be stuck in my head forever thank u ben

Fanie Buys

Thank you for the mind meld Jacques powerful psychic download

sydney💜
>>146551746

I recently was on a Virgin Airlines flight and watched Love Lies Bleeding and they very much left the sex scenes in there so I think it isn't universal

sydney💜

I watched Love Lies Bleeding on a plane and there were still full on sex scenes in that. Maybe lesbian sex gets a pass?

Miles_B

Becoming a supporter was one of my best financial decisions this year. Period.

Craig

I think Kamala will win. It won't be a landslide, but she does have genuine momentum, unlike Hillary.

Josh Woods

Casting Ben as a cop whenever I start making dumbass movies.

Henry

LET THEM DRAW HIM

bbbbb

Rosamund got me Piked up

naplanx

Jacques is so r worded it's getting annoying

Julian

I recently heard mr. Beast actually speak for the first time and was shocked that he had a regular voice. I fully expected him to have a South African accent or something cuz he looks so fucked up and evil in all his pictures

chorchy

Ben mora has no idea about ghee

Emily

Jacques, have you ever tried Straterra?

Nigel L

I don’t understand the visceral hatred for Chappel Roan 😭😭😭 she’s just a lesbian who makes fun songs

chris

that quiz lmao i watched Hardcore on the plane this year w/o fully understanding how sleazy it would be and i was constantly covering my phone so people wouldnt find out 😂

Treacherous Bussy

Lmfao Jacques is genuinely full food/benzo induced retard

NoPrefect

Ignore them all Pad Si-Ew is a banger eat it without shame

Austin Miller

Mind melt is probably an accurate description of what would happen if any other human tried to access Jacques’ qualia