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Hello Seekers!

Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal.

intro/// Patrizia Pellegrino • Il Mondo Da Una Nuvola

outro/// Talking Heads • Houses in Motion outro jam (Live in Leiden, NL • July 1982)

Comments

palma

Stick around for the outro, it’s really worth it this time :)

Karl from the Simpsons

“Jacques what would you be cancelling?” *immediately doxes cousin*

Alex Gutermuth

Jacques unbridled gum hatred is so funny

naplanx

It's so funny that Flemish is real and Jacques is right but he's still treated with such distrust 😭

Ryan Lazarus

chewing gum as i listen to this, smiling real big

Kamran Husain

jacques should be a supreme court justice

Johan Stefonski

Is the "RFK jr is JFK's brother who got shot in the throat" a joke or are you guys retarded? Am I retarded? What is happening?

riley

I love when Jacques says something seemingly random but then you see where they did word association and conflating things. I cracked up when Ben acknowledged Jacques thinking his dad was a volleyball coach because he worked outside made sense.

Johan Stefonski

Wow I DuckDuckGo'ed it and it's all true. RFK jr, JFK's brother, was shot in the neck by an assassin but survived. Respect to this man.

Urik Mej

I love when Hesse references SpongeBob

Julian

I think the Roseanne glow is caused by whoever recorded the video blurring out the background around her for some reason. So the blur gives her a wonderful halo of translucence

Ryan Lazarus

your letters are consistently your best bits, crying with laughter here

Tyler S

Jacques was so lucid this episode! Proud of you!

sydney💜

If I found a dead baby bear it would ruin my day, that would make me SO sad

Ben

Hesse gaslighting Jacques

Kyletrynadip

He….. threw up… down… HIS OPEN MOUTH 🫣🤢 “Oh sorry i threw up down your mouth i was just so grossed out by your gum” 😞

Zach

Jacques 100% correct about Flemish. Love when hesse is trying to be condescending when she’s wrong

Cat D

Ben’s RFK Jr impression had me 😂

Pug_luvr

Great episode. RFK's bear story being a Jacques story had me rolling. And Jacques' DNC/RFK/JFK bit was funny

9876129861

I've greatly missed ben's patois. You wish me stop smokin pon da weed!

Lili

Flemish separatists furious after this

HellGirlWalking

RFK jr sounds like jigsaw when he was on his death bed

Richard Cochnar

RFK Jr is trans Audrey Hepburn

Richard Cochnar

I would like a book of all of the emails/forms the crew has filled out on this show.

Doug

Jacques should go to Singapore, gum is banned there

Haley

Typical jazz fest weekend in Newport, RI

Marissa

Obsessed with the way Jacques is so fixated on Roseann Barr

Laura Jacobs

Member of Jacques’ harem here- having them visit was a dream except that I had to do all my gum chewing in a clandestine fashion like only in the dead of night once they were however many hundreds of mgs of weed pills in

Linus

Does Jacques have a therapist genuine question

M'aux Rob

"Hey, hey, LBJ. DNC always drives away!"