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The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test.

Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass?

Well…

Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have they made male friends or used an elliptical? What if they’ve let a woman touch a door in public? If so, it might be time to wish them happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

Special thanks to Janelle Howerton (@menstrualbloodbath) for the edit!

///intro & outro - Atrévete-Te-Te, Calle 13

Comments

Claire Simon

PIKE PINE SEATTLE MENTIONED

zacky

What????

maya

YESSSSS

SG

THE WAY I GASPED 😍🖤

Laurel

Obsessed!!!

Josh Woods

haven't even listened yet but obsessed with the idea of Jaques on Hasan's stream for a day

Luke

Woah… hesse video… we are blessed this day

ploob

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lucasbb01

Ben be like: 🧿🫦🧿

Riley

Cry, screaming, queefing, throwing up

R.Georgy

THIS INTROOO

Desi

The intro goes crazyyyy

Luka

Best pride gift ever ❤️❤️❤️

Dongo

I think the fewer real jobs you have the gayer it is tbh but if you’re a workaholic like Ben used to be that’s also Smithers-style gay

Maud

Exactlyyyyy. Hesse if you see this know your beautiful smile brings joy to millions.

T4Tina

Regarding the transvestigation of the pope: check out "Transgender Warriors" by Leslie Feinberg for more info (free pdf online if you google it), but actually the catholic church oppressed trans people originally by totally suppressing transfemme people, but elevating transmasc folks because the masculine of the 'feminine-masculine' dichotomy is the more 'valuable' in sexist church ideology. So there actually were at one point a lot of transmasc folks involved in the church in the middle ages.

Begginstrip

my most subscribed content finally unites

Charles Calvert

Three beautiful people coming together. You love to see it.

technocratic

It makes me so happy when Hesse gets to talk about One Piece 🏴‍☠️

JakeFrostick

“Sees Hesse’s beautiful midlength hair” YAAAASSSSS

Ryn

The absolute restraint Hesse demonstrates by not asking hasan if he's ever browsed Sniffies

bong water

best day ever

Maddie Peltier

Omg blushing, kicking my feet, giggling

Andy

Hesse, you are GORGEOUS

MDLNubes

im dead from the intro alone

Creamer

i still think hasan is an ai

Pete

theres so many people on the internet who think that hasan is a fake socialist just because he wont let me go down on him. its time to prove them wrong hasanabi.

Chris Perez

This edit is sooo good!

chorchy

i love how hesse says 'mirror'. its like miriiiirrrr

Clay Jackson

Hesse’s Lawnmower Man reference made me SHIT!