Prompt of the Week - Week 137 Voting (Patreon)

Prompt 1) A lowly badger named Gavyn traveled to the ends of the earth, plunging into its deepest half-molten depths to find the last phoenix. They didn't seek any fortune or renown for their trek, nor even a single picture - they simply wanted to admire the ancient bird for what it is, thinking such an incredible creature shouldn't be lonely. So moved by the visitor's pure heart, the phoenix uses the last of its power to merge with them, turning them into a gargantuan and gorgeous hybrid. Refreshed by combining with Gavyn's younger, more active mind, who could blame the mythical being for piling on some rather excessive assets in the heat of the moment?

Prompt 2) Derrick the hunky gator is admittedly nowhere near as hyper-intelligent as he is hyper-muscled and hyper-strong. In fact, the dude definitely fell square into the beefiest corner of the himbo quadrant. But he's also fallen tail over snout for a sweet crow named Meiron and he's determined to show the black-feathered beauty his affection in an immense, strong, awe-inspiring (but also like, totally wholesome and respectful and gentle) way. Derrick can sweep a house off its foundations with one finger, surely he can sweep the cutest corvid he's ever seen off their feet with both hulking arms?

Prompt 3) Video games are usually static, operating the same way every time. Unless you decide to have some fun and corrupt it with some bad data. But how would self-aware NPCs would react to their world getting flung upside down?