Prompt of the Week - Week 127 Voting (Patreon)

Prompt 1) Look. Lenny. I understand you're really into this new-age-crystal stuff with your workouts. I get it, okay. And yes, I AM a hyper. But for fuck's sake, stop asking me to turn off my compressor briefs to "help gigacharge these JO Crystals with your sweet maximum energy bro" I have work I need to get done goddammit

Prompt 2) AUTHOR'S CHOICE!