Prompt of the Week - Week 126 Voting (Patreon)

Prompt 1) ... Well, THAT happened. Great job, Madison, I guess we're completely and totally "snowed in" on our warm and steamy "white Christmas" because someone goddamn "skipped regular maintenance on their compressors and blew them out trying to not get overexcited by some of the kinkier items at our White Elephant gift exchange." AGAIN.

Prompt 2) Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. You gave it away, so this year you’re getting a gift you can’t throw away. (I am crushing the things I bought you under my massive body)