Prompt of the Week - Week 69 Voting (Patreon)

Prompt 1) Our smut author has, alas, become so aroused during the course of their work on salacious prompt 69 that there's been an accident, AKA the flood warnings and compressor failure alarms are going off. Which will reach the climax first- the submission deadline, the story's lewd characters, or the overloaded writer?

Prompt 2) Getting the lizard conspiracy to try shutting you up by turning you into one of them when that was your end goal all along.