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Prompts for next week's Prompt of the Week are up. Remember to leave them in the comments below until next Friday!

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Alexander Opst

The divine paradise of Mount Olympus, home of the mighty and decadent and illustrious deities who watch over the world, has something of a minor problem. One of their number has started to get a little, ah, broad around the waist, and thighs, and neck, and okay seriously Illumina, if you were a mortal you'd literally weigh nearly three full tons, it's okay to indulge but if your domain isn't Gluttony (and it isn't) then you probably shouldn't be letting yourself turn into a wobbling mountain of sacred flab and holy pudge that other deities actually have to climb or fly over to find your face. The mortals are really starting to notice, and the worship has been alternating between mixed with jokes and giggles, and uncomfortably weirdly horny. We're gonna need to find some way to help you work off the extra weight from all the Ambrosia and Plum Pies From The Garden Of Eden and so on- anyone have any suggestions for physical activities an omnipotent being might be able to do that would require actual effort? Yes, God of Lust, you have an idea?

Anonymous

For every dollar in tips she makes, it’s an extra pound on her body, and an inch off her clothes.