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EDIT:
It's done!
Thanks guys! =)

PS: It may still need some proofreading, though. =P

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SH2307

"Popular Adult Fanfiction gaining online attention as known adult film industry seeks to buy rights for new porn film". A nod to the Miles & Kamala series

Anonymous

Large headed bald voyeur seeking couple who like to be watched. Will not interfere. Must be willing to allow prophetic announcements and potential memory manipulation. whowatchesthewatcher@prosilicus.com

FoolyMagooly

This is a dumb one but "Highly intelligent man seeking woman with elaborate, octopus related fantasies. Must have no metal allergies. Serious inquiries only. Contact at xx.superior_o.xx@hotmail.com"

Ars Gratia Artis

Hulkbuster 2000 Vibrator (new line) Once you go green, you'll never get mean due to lack of a partner (new line) ***Endorsed by She-Hulk***

Dennis King

Dangerous and Sexual. Looking for a good time? Contact Zebra Daddy at XXXXXXXXX, we have a wild girl called Laura wet and ready

David Ellis

Female student(s) wanted, to help fill roster of co-ed private school in Westchester. Want friends to share teen-girl interests; help field advances from otherwise-male student body. Preferred: Mutant power, looking good in blue/gold jumpsuit. Contact redheadgrey@xaviers.edu

David Ellis

CODENAME HELP: Creative minds needed to brainstorm new name for glue-themed supervillain. "Paste-Pot Pete" apparently inspires laughter; need something more intimidating. Offering 10% of future heists. ppetrowski@copynpaste.com

David Ellis

Like cats? Like feisty women? Want both in one sexy package? 20 volunteers for evening romp in Park Avenue mansion, recorded for private collection. Refreshments & lube provided. No fur allergies. tigrrrrrrra@avengemail.org

Dennis King

Awesome! Mine got in! *Laughs* although 'wild Laura girls', slight typo there Tracy

tracyscops

Thanks! And there's probably plenty other typos somewhere else too... =P

Matthew Snape

How about: Frisk Industries Need a dozen young pretty girls who can withstand "extreme" product testing! A new range of Civil War inspired dildos need stuffing into tight holes! Which side will you choose, Team America or Team Iron. Apply online at www.FriskIndustries.com/AvengersAssemble Or: An Urgent Appeal! In the world, millions of used sex toys are falling victim to retirement at a young age! Their owners getting fed up and buying the newest fantasies! These guys need using! Please don't forget, make sure their frequently played with! Thank You! Or: Lookin for some Pork to fry or a banana to peel? Well look no further as SpiderHam & SpiderApe are coming from a Sexiverse to you! They come as a two and will gladly go animal within both of your holes! Furry fantastics & desperate women only ;)

tracyscops

Thanks Matthew. Unfortunately I finished before your suggestions came in. ;)

Jules Teak

Wow, that went fast :P Was still drafting mine

tracyscops

Considering how the engagement of patrons worked, I'm very keen on doing this sort of thing again in the near future. ;)