Seiso (Doja Cat 'Say so' parody) (Patreon)

thumbnail art by:  https://twitter.com/stalkeralker 

I finally finished recording and mixing this song! I recorded it last week before my nice mic bit the dust, and had a lot of fun making all the layered vocals.
Here's a link to the post for the WIP version that explains the story behind it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40287557/
I also attached an acapella version for people to use for remixes and stuff like that.

(updated) LYRICS:

(chorus)

I try to keep it wholesome, i'm not a cursed hell spawn

I promise please just hold on, listen and don't go

Got a pure heart in possession, don't even know what sex is

Please trust in my confession, i swear i'm seiso 

My mind is not that rotten, i'm honest, i have no sins

the purest sweetest maiden, wouldn't you say so?

I'm not a nasty gremlin, lewd words aren't my intention

Evil spirits? i cleanse 'em, you know i'm seiso

(verse)

Welcome everynyan to my Christian stream

no, I dont say any swears, i'm just saying my prayers

a sparkling idol for you (doki doki)

'cause i'm the cleanest of the clean

yeah I shower, got perfect hygiene

and I won't laugh when you say 'weiner'

I have a ladylike demeanor 

I never said that I'd steal your wife

You know I wouldn't lie

(Repeat Chorus)

(verse 2)

Let me check my chest, yeah it's still flat (ah)

I just banged your mom, you can call me dad

um wait i mean i'm sorry, did you hear that?

i'm a nice innocent girl yeah that is a fact

I don't care what you have heard

I don't say rude dirty words 

I am normal, rest assured

hey, why are you running away?

Let me address these false rumors

I'm no filthy hopeless coomer

i have a mature sense of humor

you shouldn't be afraid (do ri me)

All of them boobies, i'm looking at respectfully 

no need for horny jail, don't @ me

yes i am a gentlenyan, so classy

i don't have a folder full of pics of bare feet

(chorus 2)

No matter what I do, my inner demon comes through

I keep saying pee pee poo poo, why can't I let go

pure heart past expiration, thought train has left the station 

My shame is on vacation, I wanna stay home

my mind is truly rotten, my dignity forgotten

I know I've really lost it, wouldn't you say so?

though i am just a gremlin, not cute as you imagined

i'm trying to be wholesome, wanna be seiso

wannabe seiso (seiso) x4