(NSFW) a horrible compilation of me reading ridiculous tweets from JAV Titles twitter (Patreon)

I definitely cannot upload this to youtube so I am subjecting all of my patrons to this disaster. There's a (very nsfw) twitter called  @JAVdottxt that tweets out real titles of uhhh...adult videos that range from oddly poetic to ridiculously funny.  It has been a while since I did something like this, like when I read awful comments from Gelbooru, and I was possessed by an evil spirit and slightly inspired by that one "Welcome to the Cum Zone" audio to create this. It was nostalgic! And I'm very sorry for recording any of this. If you listen to this while meditating in a dark room, I think it will unlock all of your powers.