A Measure of Aradia (Patreon)

A piece of Homestuck smut inspired by a sketch from the inimitable Audiophilekitsune. Enjoy!

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“What’re you doing with that measuring tape, Karkat? Not sizing up any girlcocks, are you?” Aradia looked entirely too pleased with herself, smiling wolfishly at her nubby-horned friend, who let out a wretched sigh.

“I don’t know why I agreed to do this.”

“Because I promised you a titjob. Now be a good boy and do as you’re told.”

Karkat’s cheeks flushed an adorable shade of red as he averted his eyes. Yes, she had promised something like that. Aradia, innocently accentuating her boobs in her tight, black top, had woven him without her fingers with no effort. Thinking about it made him angry—but then, what didn’t? At least this particular escapade came with a reward.

“Fine,” he said. “Get your dick out, then. Before I reconsider.”

“For you? Any time.” The ramtroll gave him a cheeky wink and hiked up her dress, showing not a shred of bashfulness in the boy’s presence. Karkat, on the other hand, was blushing fiercely for the both of them, simultaneously trying to turn away to preserve Aradia’s modesty while his curiosity to steal a glance got the better of him—though ‘steal’ hardly applied to something so freely given. It earned a giggle from Aradia, which didn’t help him at all.

Karkat had never noticed any bulge in Aradia’s skirt before. Not even when she came out to him as trans and his eyes had wandered before he had a chance to reign them in. The only hint had come when she had asked him to measure her up, the slightest outline of a tent in her skirt…

Which is to say that Aradia gave Karkat the shock of his life when she pulled out a cock so large that calling it a third leg would be a severe understatement. There was simply no way it could ever have been concealed under her skirt, and yet here it was, more than four feet of absurdly fat girlcock, hoisted in her arms for a moment before she let it drop to the floor with a meaty thud that made Karkat jerk in shock from the quake alone. And her balls were just as overwhelming, a pair of potent feminine cumtanks so enormous that they couldn’t but rest in front of her feet.

The time of pretending not to look was over. Karkat gawked at her, eyes bulging, as the color drained from his face.

Aradia laughed. “That good, huh? Glad I could live up to your expectations.”

“E-expectations? What the fuck, Aradia? What isthat?” His gaze jerked back and forth between her face and her cock, leaving him to fidget uncontrollably as he fought the invasive thought that, whenever he looked down, her cock was bigger than before—and the part of him that wanted to keep looking.

“It’s a dick, Karkat. I thought you’d recognize it, having one yourself. Even if yours is miniscule compared to a lady’s penis.”

“I know it’s a dick, Jesus Christ. Also, rude as fuck. But why is it so huge?” Karkat shook his head. “Shit. You’ve been hanging out with Jade again, haven’t you. Fucking space magic…”

“Well yes, but that’s beside the point,” Aradia said. “Jade doesn’t have a monopoly on all things size, you know.” Her breasts were noticeably bigger, squishing against her arms as she crossed them, and her bare midriff had started peeking out from under her top. But even the slow, but inexorable thickening of her ass and thighs was too subtle to attract Karkat’s attention against the outrage that was her colossal cock.

“So, what, you’re trying to butt into her business? And dragging me right along. Sheesh.”

“What can I say? I’m a growing girl. Which is why I’m ever so grateful that you volunteered. Can’t expect me to reach that far, can you?” Aradia smiled sweetly and dragged her fingers across the base of her immense cock, which was definitely beyond five feet long, now that Karkat had a better look at it.

“Ugh. I guess. Just don’t tell Jade—I don’t need her to, like, flatten my hive under her balls or something.”

“I don’t know, you might enjoy that.” Aradia’s eyes flashed, brimming with mischief. “But have no fear. There’s no need for Jade to know when I’m here to smother you any time you like.”

“Ha ha. This is me laughing, because that was a very funny joke. Not.” Karkat made a loud ‘clack!’ with the tape measurer to distract Aradia—or maybe himself—from the color making its way back into his cheeks. “Let’s get this over with. Christ, it’s so big. This tape better be long enough…”

“Ah ah! Can’t measure me when I’m soft, can you? Don’t wanna give anyone the wrong impression.”

“Aradia. Your dick is the size of a fucking person. How does it matter if I get a few inches more or less?”

Aradia couldn’t help but smile. “Oh, please. Inches? I’m a grower, not a shower, Karkat.”

“Well. Grow, then,” Karkat said and instantly regretted his choice of words.

Aradia’s grin widened. “Happily.”

Throb. It passed through Karkat, a shockwave of sheer transsexual virility. Aradia’s cock bulged, lurching off the ground as it shot several feet forward, nearly doubling in size in a single pulse. Her balls took up the challenge, filling impossibly with an obnoxiously loud churning, bloating with a volume of cum that could only be described as ‘concerning’.

“That’s not what I fucking meant, and you know it!” he called, flinching at the power of the ramtroll’s package.

“Too bad,” Aradia replied, “it’s what you get.” She raised her arms, beaming with bliss as the rest of her body joined in, her breasts swelling from merely ‘huge’ to ‘oh my god’, shredding her top in moments and releasing their heavy, torso-dominating heft to the world at large. Her skirt fared no better, torn apart as hips and ass grew out of control, forming the formidable bottom to her hyper-shapely hourglass. Even her shoes went, making it obvious that the ramtroll wasn’t merely growing wider; she was growing taller as well, forcing Karkat to crane his neck as she surpassed the ‘Amazonian’ category and continued straight into ‘mini-giantess’ territory.

“Jesus fuck!” Karkat cried, “You’ve gotto stop seeing Jade. That’s some Size Witch shit.”

“Why, thank you. Very kind, Karkat,” Aradia said, giving a little moan as her cock throbbed again, surging on ahead to three times her own considerable stature. She grinned down at Karkat, evidently enjoying leaving him no taller than her enormous hips—and dwindling, still.

“Calling out your fall into depravity isn’t a fucking compliment.” He took a step back, faced with the very real risk of getting a faceful of girlcock and getting hospitalized for it.

“I don’t know,” Aradia said, fixing him with a wry look as she hefted one of her enormous tits, “Seems like more of an ascentto me.” Her curves were still growing more impossible, her bust so big that even reaching her own nipples were becoming a challenge—the latter of which were growing so enormous and puffy that Karkat himself might end up smothered under her areola if she pushed it on him. The thought was appealing.

“Whatever it is, you’ve clearly got some issues to work out. So I’ll just leave you to—”

“Ah ah. No backing out,” Aradia said, her wicked smile growing as fast as the rest of her. “You promised to measure me, and as you can see, there’s plenty of work to do.” She put on a provocative pose, her sinfully sensual body overflowing wherever Karkat looked.

Karkat’s expression, however, was one of panic—mainly from glancing at her monolithic penis. “What do you want me to do?That fucking thing is still growing.”

“Isn’t that what you wanted?” she replied sweetly, punctuating her words with another powerful pulse between her legs. At 20 feet tall, she towered over the boy; at five times that, her cock towered over her.

“You know what I meant! Get that thing erectso I can do the damn job. Not all… this,” he said, gesturing vaguely towards the wall of penis rising along his side.

“I’m working on it,” Aradia said, sliding her massive tits along the base of her burgeoning cock. “How else could I possibly please a dick this large? Growing my boobs is just logical, really. Not like you’ve been doing much help so far.” She gave him a suggestive look and laughed at the uncontrollable blushing that followed. “But if you want to step up, I’m always game.”

“M-maybe,” Karkat stammered and looked away. He had a lot of things to say about Aradia, but even he had to admit that she was impressive. Overwhelming, even by troll standards—and as stupidly gigantic her package was, Aradia still handled it like a champ. She had somehow managed to swing her balls out behind her butt, her fat, swelling scrotum rising above her back as her imposing cock flowed out between her legs in front, a monument of sexuality so huge that it should in no way fit on her body. Hell, its girth very nearly matched Aradia’s own looming height and it was still getting bigger with every passing second, pouring out of her crotch.

“Suit yourself,” Aradia laughed, tossing her hair. “It sure won’t get any easier.” She was incredible, utterly at ease with the divine dickbitch that she was becoming—Karkat’s polar opposite.

“Oh, to hell with it,” he finally decided and threw caution to the wind. Karkat stepped into the shadow of Aradia’s girlcock and placed his hands upon it, stroking along the wall of virility. Even touching her felt impressive, the heat and scent radiating off Aradia exponentially stronger now they touched, her very presence flooding Karkat’s senses. Or maybe it was simply the experience of being face-first with a rumbling, stretching surge between her legs, as her gigantic cock all but doubledin size over a few seconds.

“Ooh. Such a gentleman,” Aradia cooed, leaning forward on her sweat-slicked boobs to enjoy the dozens and dozens of feet of penis spooling out between her legs. “I could do with some more of that.”

“I’m trying!” Karkat said, throwing himself into the task with all the strength that he could muster. “But it’s too damn big! You can’t just keep pushing out more… right?”

“Can’t I?” Aradia grinned and reached down; at 30 feet tall, she was easily big enough to sweep Karkat off his feet, hanging in her hand like an oversized doll. The ramtroll’s lip curled with amusement at the sight; she liked it so much that she kept on growing taller, making the boy dwindle between her fingers.

“What the fuck?” he called out, protesting vigorously. “Isn’t this what you wanted me to do? Why’re you—god, could you stop growing for one damn minute!?”

“No,” the goddess said, giving him a playful wink. “And you are doing good. I’m just lending you a hand. You’ll do better from up here.” With that, the 50 foot tall Aradia placed Karkat between her legs, near the base of her tremendous cock, with her tits looming large above him. He stumbled onto all fours, nearly losing his grip by the violent surge of expansion that flooded through her body at his touch, cockveins bigger than himself bulging with the power of her approaching erection.

“Holy shit…” He was utterly floored, eyes wide as saucers—and yet not quite as wide as Aradia’s hips, nipples, cock—anything, really.

“Yes,” Aradia agreed, sighing blissfully as she placed her finger on his back and rubbed him bodily against her flushed, sensitive skin. “You’re doing great…”

“Hey!” Karkat called, “I’m not your toy.” But despite his words, he stroked and worshipped the giantess the best he could, gathering up as much of her burgeoning shaft between his arms as he could, jerking her off with his whole body; and despite covering a miniscule fraction of her actual cock, she rewarded him with a throaty moan and an abundance more of her, enlarging in every way he could think of.

“Shame. You’re an awfully fun one.” Aradia hefted one of her gigantic, near body-dwarfing tits, smiling with satisfaction as she caressed herself and turned her attention back to the tiny troll squirming atop her cock, the growth of which had become a matter of course. Karkat’s ministrations were especially efficient at encouraging its expansion, which was why she reached down to pull off his pants, a surprisingly deft maneuver given that Karkat was no bigger than her thumb.

“What’re you—what’s the big idea!?” he called, holding on in vain to his pants as Aradia undressed him; as if exposing his bare bottom was an unforgivable breach of decorum next to Aradia’s building-sized booty.

“You’re a big boy. You can figure it out.” Her voice was thick with pleasure, her head buzzing with an impending orgasm of apocalyptic magnitude. And yet, sporting a stiffy several orders of magnitude larger than her own titanic body, she was intent on finding Karkat’s, rolling the tip of her finger over his tiny body and catching his cock underneath its gentle touch.

“Aradia…!”

“Look at that. You got hard before me. Naughty. But don’t worry; I’ll join you in just a second…”

The throbs of her cock were near ear-splitting at this point, a natural disaster striking with each beat of her heart. Karkat could sense only her, stuck in the lap of an ascendant goddess, several hundred feet tall and yet insignificant next to her many thousands of feet of dick. Hard, ready, and raring to go.

He called her name again and received a tender stroke in reply. How could she feel him so acutely, rolling her finger just right like that? Karkat couldn’t understand. All he could do was to twitch and moan as the divine ramtroll stroked his cock; her aura alone was so charged with erotic energy that being in her presence was to walk to the edge of orgasm—and with her gentle touch, he had no chance to resist at all.

“Mmh… Yes. Yes! You’ve done so well, Karkat. Let’s just… Melt away.” Aradia’s voice came from everywhere and nowhere, her moans carried on the wind; the low creaking of her growing curves and her ever-fattening cock were the foundation of the world, her lust and desire the thing that gave it shape and meaning. And with her coaxing, Karkat shuddered in her hand, mirroring Aradia as she threw her head back and came, came, came!

The earth split and the seas rose as Aradia filled the air with her essence, unleashing a storm of molten seed from her mile-long dick, every pulse pushing to her new maddening heights. She jerked, she tensed, she moaned, cumming like none had before.

All Karkat could do was to let it wash over him, succumbing to her ceaseless climax.

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“You know,” Karkat said, still looking half comatose from the experience, “I had kind of expected that you’d shrink down after all that.”

The ten mile tall ramtroll smirked at him.

“Nope. That was a very silly thing of you to assume.” She beheld him at the tip of her finger, splayed out in the curvaceous excesses of her body—against the backdrop of the package between her legs that looked just about as big to Aradia as she were to Karkat.

“I guess.” Karkat rubbed his head. “Fine. Be big.”

“I’m ever so grateful for your approval. And to provide eye candy for my diligent little helper.”

“Don’t…” Karkat started, before realizing that his pants were still lost somewhere in the depths and that his denials would be swiftly undercut by the state of his penis. He sighed. “Alright. I guess you win. Cute little play, with that measurement thing. Very subtle.”

“You still didn’t succeed, there…”

Karkat gave her a withering look. “Yeah, well, you might’ve thought of that before growing so big that I’d need a spaceship to map you all out.”

“Space… Now, there’s an idea,” Aradia said, licking her lips. Karkat couldn’t help but imagine a planet pushed against them like a piece of candy and shuddered at the thought.

“Maybe not,” he added hurriedly.

Aradia was not so easily dissuaded. She looked at him with mischief in her eyes, her irises alone big enough to, quite literally, get lost on.

“No? Why would that be, I wonder? Aren’t you dying to see me fill the sky and more?” Aradia laughed, leaning in closer; her lips loomed over Karkat, her sweet, hot breath ruffling his hair. “Then again, why stop there?”

“Aradia…” Karkat repeated, squirming in place. It was hard enough to stare her down at regular sizes; here, it was impossible.

The goddess smiled and briefly enveloped him in a mass of soft, luscious lips, kissing the boy and nearly knocking him out by the experience.

“I can wait, I suppose. If you entertain me, meanwhile.”

“Fine, fine! I get it. I’ll measure your damn cock, even if it takes me a year to make the trek down!”

“Karkat, Karkat…” Aradia’s smile widened. “I’m afraid that won’t cut it any longer.”

“What? Now you change your mind? You don’t want me to measure your cock?” He had just about had it with her whims, as treacherous as the winds.

“No. I want you to measure my cocks,” Aradia said and, with impossible grace, parted her legs to release tennew gigantic girlcocks at once, shaking the planet to its core as they slammed into place next to her first one, every bit as oversized.

Karkat could only stare in shock (and arousal), tilted too far for words.

“I know, isn’t it grand?” Aradia cooed, taking the moment to wink at her tiny partner. “And you better hurry. I feel more coming.”

“You can’t be f-fucking serious.”

“Deadly serious.” Aradia licked her lips as the ground began to rumble beneath her. “But if you need convincing…”