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Munch the thicc burger ๐Ÿ” (Patreon)

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2024-05-06 17:00:25
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2024-05
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Samane is here to introduce the perfect, balanced, tasty, and nutritious meal. And what better way to showcase it than by using her friend as an example?

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Dragon

Can I get 2 orders please?

Hill

๐Ÿคค

LuciusStar

Sheโ€™ll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number fourty-fives one with cheese, and a large soda.๐Ÿซ 

Dragon
>>137240380

A large Soda and fries please wait am I able to choose whos burgers I get? ๐Ÿคค

khartemis
>>137240380

What do you mean "whos burger"? The chef's burger of course, man! What do you think we sell here???

Meloria

Hmmm, the question I have is who is this "friend" she ordered??? I don't know why but I'm getting Elizabeth vibes from that booty ๐Ÿค”

Dragon
>>137240380

Damn I guess I have to wait for happy hour then...fine i'll stick with what I ordered then

Hill
>>137240644

That's the plan ๐Ÿ˜‹ I would've earlier, but all my burgers got nicked by Megatron (Beast Wars) and a group of orcs ๐Ÿ˜…

Deficit

Give me an order please. XD

Hill
>>137240644

Just to make sure... ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท

Meloria
>>137242185

Oooh a puzzle! But I'm bad at puzzles ๐Ÿ˜† The post says she's a friend so it can't be Lena or Nastacy lol. On the "big butts" scale, Elizabeth was in 2nd place. And on the "Really Tasty" scale Elizabeth was #2... Nara was #1 but she was toward the bottom of the booty scale. I'm sticking with Liz!

khartemis
>>137242185

Good guess. Can't say who is, but the details are very clear! >:D Wait, Nara's but is big. The others have a liiiiitle bigger, but very little :)

khartemis
>>137240644

Sorry, Hill... This is wrong. If you asked nicely, I would give you a burger, but you want to buy me... I'm disappointed.

Hill
>>137240644

Wait the burgers were free!? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ I thought I had to pay! I was including a tip! ๐Ÿ˜ข

Hill
>>137242185

You seem to be making a lot of use of those charts ๐Ÿ˜… I also think it's Elizabeth ๐Ÿ˜Š

Meloria
>>137242185

Ahaha when intuition fails, science shall prevail! And what could be more scientific than butt charts? ๐Ÿคฃ

Hill
>>137240644

๐Ÿ˜Š Arigatล! ๐Ÿ™ Itadakimasu!

ScribeOfS
>>137240906

Damn, I didn't know Big Smoke was subbed to Khartemis' Patreon.

ScribeOfS

Lionel: ...*Pushes the plate away.* I'll just have a water. John: Same. Hanz: What's your wine selection? Dekker: I'll have a milk and a gun. Doug: They sell guns here? Sebastian: I'll have two guns, please.

ScribeOfS
>>137253486

Your male OCs hanging out while your female OCs act insane? Yes.

ScribeOfS
>>137253486

Nah, Dekker is too aggressive to be a degenerate. He just wants to shoot Lionel and cause a fight in the restaurant.

khartemis
>>137253486

Wait, no! Dekker isn't aggressive ๐Ÿซ  Only fighting, of course! But he's cool. Very serious, yes, very quiet, yes, but a nice guy ๐Ÿฅน

ScribeOfS
>>137253486

He wants to fight Lionel for any reason. That seems pretty aggressive! He's a nice guy to everyone that isn't Lionel. Like Elizabeth is nice to everyone that isn't Nara.

LuciusStar
>>137240906

And my condolences to you for being uncultured you swine, you ol battle axe.๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

khartemis
>>137253486

Stop changing the plot! ๐ŸŒš I'll fix your devious head with more Masters info! (Someday)

ScribeOfS
>>137240906

It's a GTA meme. The description Lucius gave is Big Smoke's order in San Andres.

ScribeOfS
>>137253486

Looking forward to it. I genuinely want people to see the rest of your OCs.

khartemis
>>137253486

Me too. But I'm lazy and my ocs still don't give me enough likes and money to maintain solid long sequences of art ๐Ÿซ  (Also my followers likes gals)

LuciusStar
>>137240906

I forgive you Kharmy, here get yourself a little smoky smoke on smoke and relax homie.๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Hill
>>137240644

I'll pay for them. Do you accept cash, card or chocolate?

Hill
>>137240644

Will these be enough? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

ScribeOfS
>>137253486

I know but I still look forward to whatever new lore you give out for your OCs. It's always good to see.

Hill
>>137240644

Of course ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ (it wasn't my intention to begin with). I can't speak for Mel, though ๐Ÿ˜…

Murapi

Borger ๐Ÿ˜‹