CheerVid-19 (Patreon)

"It's official the WHO has declared Cheervid-19 a pandemic. Cheervid-19 turns men and boys into cheerleaders It doesn't appear to effect females but they are known to be carriers. It is unknown how this disease begin but we do know it is spread by direct contact with infected persons. Avoid direct contact with Cheerleaders and females is the advice given. I'm James Smith is this is Channel 4 news."