Phage Advice ($5+ patron bonus!) (Patreon)

I'm adding a new regular feature to Awful Hospital, with Doctor Phage answering your questions in-character! HOWEVER, only patreon patrons at $5 or more will be able to submit questions. You deserved some kind of new reward for putting up with my lateness and lax updates.

You can submit your questions for him right here! Medical queries, questions about him and his world, nonsense, anything that comes to mind. He will answer at least one question per person, possibly more, but of course you can't expect him to give answers that will always make sense.