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This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome the great Rodney Anonymous from The Dead Milkmen for a spectacular musical detective game we can only play this one time. Listen here! Or wherever you get podcasts!

It’s one of Seanbaby’s games, so it barely makes sense and requires a bit of explanation. To start, this is Threatin:

Threatin is a boy who faked a metal career with no foresight or  guile. He made up lies like an ancient baby inventing the concept of  deception. “I am a real musician,” he would post on Facebook. “You are  my favorite real musician, I’m a beautiful woman,” he would then post on  Facebook. “Me too, I’m a totally different one,” he would add, for  several hours every day. Which leads us to our game:

Rodney Linderman, with his decades of music industry experience, and  Robert Brockway, with his trapped raccoon-like cunning, will hear all  these embarrassing details and try to match or out-lie Threatin at every  stage of his phony career. Are they better liars than the worst dummy  to ever try it? Or are we simply a part of the illusion? Gasp, What Even  Is Truth?

On the bonus podcast, Patrons (please be one of those)  can listen to Rodney and Brockway play a second, more tender game,  where they compete to be The Kissmaster. It’s one of Seanbaby’s games,  so the rules are erotic and the stakes are confusing. To put it another  way, What is Kiss Master? We turned a terrible book about kissing into  an international best friends kissing party. If you are reading this,  you are now the kiss master.

Hey, speaking of grifters and beastly eroticism, there’s a new episode of BIGFEETS out this week! The podcast where Robert Brockway, Seanbaby, and Jason Pargin watch every single episode of Mountain Monsters, a show about hillbillies hunting cryptids and getting bested by them at every turn.

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Comments

Herbzz

Long live The Dead Milkmen!

Scribbler Johnny

It's nearly admirable how far this piece of shit went to keep lying. I say nearly because there definitely seemed to be a Rubicon that he chose to fucking leap past, and then there was another. His lies actually had negative impact on the lives of others, and for that he is awarded only scorn.

Brendan McGinley

I really appreciate his waystop at "If you were fooled by my lies perhaps it is you who needs to learn the lesson. I did it for you." That's the cherry on every grift sundae.