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On this week’s erotic Hot Dog Nights podcast: Masters of sexual mischief Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson will explore every damp nook of the year 1990’s most sensual point and click adventure game: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics. They’re the perfect guests for our steamiest podcast yet because of their natural musk, yes, very much because of the musk, but also because they’re making a movie about the complicated spectrum of human sexuality called Papa Bear. It’s based on the almost completely true story of the time Swaim’s father came out as gay, and also a furry. In the movie, he’s a bear. That’s the fictional part: In real life he’s a cyber-bear. They could use your help, by which we mean your money, to make this happen. Learn more here and kick in what you can. If they hit their funding goals YOU get to attend their sex party!*

Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics is the fourth and final entry in the epic Brad Stallion saga, about one confused man’s quest to put his penis in the universe. Along the way Brad nailed pixelated women, pixelated robot women, pixelated robot alien women, and at least one snake if our playthrough is canon. Remember, this is a HOT DOG NIGHTS episode – send the kids out of the room, and send lubrication into it. Things are going to slip into other things by the time we’re done here.

If you don’t have time to listen to the podcast, this is exactly how it went.

*Crowdfunded prostitution laws permitting.

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Comments

Nicolas Cage Facts

I like to think that I'm an open-minded person. I can imagine a world where porn games exist and are good, but why is it that every time I get a glimpse of any of them it looks like they were made by a blockheaded koala and the guy who wrote the Nigerian prince emails? Like, why does it that seem that nobody with any talent has ever tried to make a porn game like how Nicolas Cage has acted in over 150 films, including The Humanity Bureau (2018), The Croods (2013), and Left Behind (2014)?

Bonnybedlam

As my husband likes to say, "There are too many things in my hands and none of them are my penis!"