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Happy Podcasting Day! We got you a present: Itā€™s this podcast. Weā€™re joined this week by Logan Trent, Senior Editor at Cracked.com. And not just a Cracked Senior Editor ā€“ the mightiest of many Cracked Senior Editors! The last man standing after multiple purges! You cannot kill him, though I know merely saying that tempts you to try. Weā€™re talking about the most rad film ever made, Rad! The 1986 movie about a whole city devoted to BMX racing when, holy shit, you wonā€™t believe it but a big BMX race comes to town! Featuring big name BMX cameos like-

Break the Ice at parties by subscribing to the podcast so you canā€¦ so you can talk about the podcast with people? ā€œBreak the Iceā€ was the theme song from Rad. Shit. That was a long way to go for nothing. Send Me an Angel in the form of a review!

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Will Black

Had a buddy years ago who loved this movie to a disturbing degree. Heā€™d sit alone, at 1am, blaring ā€œSend Me An Angelā€ at full-blast, waking up everyone in the barracks. He was obsessed with Lori Laughln and would constantly talk about how hot she was in the bike dancing scene. Years later I found out that her stunt double that did all of the bike-dancing stunts was Eddie Fiola, aka Donnie Ham the Bike Monster. So when my buddy was talking about the glorious shot of her ass, he was talking about Eddieā€™s ass. Another couple years later I found out heā€™d been kicked out of the Army for being bat-shit insane. They say it was PTSDā€¦ but I think he had a hard time realizing heā€™d spent 20 years or so lusting after a Donnie Hamā€™s hams.

Honk

There's a moment when they're looking at the river during the ass blasting montage where she picks up this big rock and throws it in the river to splash him. It's meant to be cheeky and playful but his stance is oddly rigid and the rock is heavy that she can't really ham it up enough to sell it as a joke, so instead it feels like she's about to bash his skull in with a rock.