Learning Day: Real Men Do Yoga (Patreon)

Good news, men! It’s me, 1900HOTDOG’s man expert, Lydia “Shark Punches” Bugg. I’ve finally done it. I’ve found a book that makes it ok for both veteran and novice men (which is what I call babies) to do yoga!

Yes, all babies are novice men. They are bald and round, and they either grow into veteran men, or they fail. I originally picked up Real Men Do Yoga because I’m constantly seeking ways to identify fake men, vampires, robots, etc. I saw this book and thought, oh, this is great. Now, whenever anyone says, “I’m a real man!” I can just reply, “prove it-- do a backbend!”

Unfortunately, Real Men Do Yoga has nothing to do with vampires or robots. I know I’m just as disappointed as you are. Still, I thumbed through it, and there’s some pretty good advice on how to do yoga without harming your eXXXtremely fragile masculinity.

To help explain Real Men Do Yoga for you, I wrote a commercial for the book that will make you feel a rainbow spectrum of manly emotions from angry to horny. It would cost about fifty-five million dollars to produce, but other than that’s perfect. Any scans added to this will flash on the screen for about a minute or so. The commercial will be at least fifteen minutes long, maybe a half-hour max.

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