Podcasting Day: Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce! 🌭 (Patreon)

Happy Podcasting Day! This week’s podcast is all about expository theme songs that-

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Now this week’s podcast is all about how

Zak Koonce rolled up and asked if we were down

To rap about songs about the movies they’re in

So we said “FUCK YEAH,” but where to begin?

Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West made your day

It’s the quickest lip in town, says Brockway

T.U.R.T.L.E. Power is sure to please

Just ask any available Seanbabies

Now City of Crime

Is a hell of a time

Brought to you by ya boy Zak Koonce

Packin’ flow by the pound and rhyme by the ou…

Flowin’ like rivers, spittin’ like monsoo...

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Here’s the broadcast

Of a lovely podcast

Featuring three very lovely boys

All of them brought songs

About their movies

To make a joyous noise

We’re talking raps

That do the recaps

Of the very movies you watch them in

Just like Feel the Impact

From that movie

Where Van Damme bangs his twin

So today you’ll listen to this great episode

And tell all your friends, in prose so purple

That they should like, subscribe, review

Then you’ll finally feel like you…

You’ll get all the praise you…

You

FUCK