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Fight For Your Life is a 1982 self defense book written and demonstrated by Dr. Ted Gambordella, 5th dan Christian martial artist and author of THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES. It's specifically designed for a business man or woman looking to kill a strip mall with their feet, and using the graphic design sensibilities of 1982 martial arts literature, I've adapted it into an interactive activity quiz book! Are you ready to test your street survival skills? Are you ready for...

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Comments

Yeyo

Trying thrsr trchniques on a woman will give results best described as "generally pubic mound"

petertron

I love that the ancient art of karate is always translated by its maniac practitioners from "careful centuries-old precise techniques" to "gouge out their eyes with your thumbnails and then kick their dick in to oblivion". Y'know, karate!