Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 438 (Patreon)

Dungeon Attack Begins?
Today, we're starting the capture of the Extra Dungeon. We gathered in front of the sealed door in the underground of the Wolfanea Castle, but there were only four of us.

Rinka lives in Wolfanea Castle, so she was naturally in the first. Next, it was me and Dirk. Mary, who seemed to be running late, was brought here by Nex. However, the others haven't shown up. I opened my pocket watch magic tool with a snap.

"... Should we leave them behind?"

"No, no, no! Is all the previous conversations and heated battles we had all in vain!?"

"Did something happen to Jash-san and Jend?"

Since he has already been excluded, it seems like there's a lack of trust in Geraldin-san.

"Well, let's try contacting them."

When I try to communicate, Jend answered.

"Sorry, Oneechan! Tousan had... uwaah!"

"Ah~ got it."

Jend was so flustered that he called me "Oneechan" for the first time in a while. I cut off the communication for now. It's just a guess, but I have an idea.

"I'll go wake him up for a bit."

The Rosenberg family's secondary residence. A cozy home of Geraldin-san's family.

Lumia-san seemed to have already gone to work, so she was not here. Entering a room where there was some commotion, Geraldin-san (probably half asleep) was thrashing about.

Perhaps due to his long history of living rough, there are times when his body takes automatic self-defense actions like this when Lumia isn't around. By the way, I call this Totally Automatic Excessive Self-defense. You mustn't touch him when he's half asleep.

By the way, the scent of his mate seems to have a calming effect on the mind. If Lumia-san were here, this phenomenon wouldn't occur, and if she came after, she could also calm him down. But there's no use wishing for something that isn't happening.

"I'm sorry, Ojousama... Ouch, ouch, ouch!"

Jash was being put in a joint lock by Geraldin-san. It looked painful.

"Geraldin-s! Wake uuuup!!"

At my shout, Geraldin-san suddenly opened his eyes. Strangely, he doesn't attack me. The reason is unclear.

"Huh? Why are you in my bed, Jash? Did you come over to play, My Lord? Good morning."

"You are running late."

"Mu?"

"You are approximately 40 minutes late for our meeting time."

Geraldin-san turned pale. His tail also puffed up.

"If you don't get ready in 30 minutes, I will leave you behind!"

"Got it!!”

Geraldin-san dashed off, and there was a sound that I believe was him falling down the stairs... Well, he'll probably be fine.

"Jash, Jend, are you both ready?"

"Yes. Sorry about that."

"Sorry."

"Don’t worry about it, it's Geraldin-san's fault."

Both of them wagged their tails as I reassured them.

"Well, it's a good opportunity to mention this. When you need to wake Geraldin-san up from deep sleep, don't touch him, just call me."

"Yes."

Both of them seemed exhausted. Thank you for your hard work. But the real challenge starts now.

"My Lord! I'm done!"

"So quick!... Wash your face and fix your hair a bit."

It hasn't even been 5 minutes! And there are food crumbs all over your face. I decided it would be faster to wash Geraldin-san's face and comb his hair myself. Don't look so pleased, old man. Your tail is wagging like crazy.

"Why did you oversleep?"

"Well, I was looking forward to it so much that I couldn't sleep."

"... Like a kid before a field trip."

I couldn't help but make that comment.

"...... I was really looking forward to it."

Darn it, making your ears and tail go all limp is unfair! It's kind of cute! Stop it, or I might forgive you!

For now, I focused on combing his hair.

"Kuu~n."

"Kyuuu~n."

"..............."

The two sons of the Silver Wolf were looking enviously.

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"Sorry for the delay."

"Rosarin-chan."

"Yes."

"What have you done!"

"... Hehe."

The three members of the Silver Wolf family now had silky, straight hair. I always thought that Geraldin-san's hair was naturally wavy, but I learned today that it's just bedhead.

After that, I also brushed the two envious Silver Wolf sons, and their hair became remarkably shiny and silky. I can't believe I have done this.

Magic is the answer! With a comb, you can get silky straight hair!

Her name is Marchioness Rosarin!

Oops, my thoughts went in a weird direction. Let me get back on track and explain.

"Geraldin-san overslept, and the poor two sons got involved."

"I see... So that habit of thrashing in his sleep came out."

By the way, Dirk has also fallen victim to it, but he literally woke Geraldin-san up with a few good hits.

"The bedhead was so bad, I decided it would be quicker if I brushed it, and then they started envying..."

"And that's the result?"

"... I have no excuse.”

"...S-Sorry."

"Do it for Mary too~”

"Later, okay?”

When I pet Mary, she purred happily.

Huh? My darling's tail was drooping~ and stooping~ Did I make him wait too long? I rubbed against Dirk's arm. His tail immediately wrapped around my arm. I'm truly loved.

"Ehehe."

"Your lovey-dovey level is off the charts!"

"Hahaha, jealous, aren't you? He's not just handsome; he has a great personality, intelligence, and he's the ideal husband both in looks and character!"

"... Rosarin."

Dirk looked quite pleased.

"Yes."

"... Don't get too close to other guys, okay?"

"Yes! You would get jealous, wouldn’t you?”

"......... Yeah."

His bashfulness is so adorable! When I kissed his fingertips, he blushed. Seriously cute!

"Save the lovey-dovey stuff for later."

“”Ah.””

Everyone nodded in agreement, especially Rinka, who was giving us a stern look. Sorry, it's all because Dirk is too cute (shifting the blame).

Despite a few hiccups, it's time to start our adventure!

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