Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 399 (Patreon)

That's why I said that morning dogezas are tough.
As a result of inadvertently provoking Mr. Dirk too much, I, Rosarin was a bed dweller for an entire day yesterday. I recharged my mofumeter and was full of energy!

I opened the door to go to work with Dirk.

“I apologizeeee!!”

Anyhow, I closed it.

“Rosarin, that was…”

OKOK, be cool. Let’s open the door again.

“I apologizeeee!!”

“No, what are you doing?”

Morning dogezas are tough on the person they are done to, you know?
I don't understand the situation, but our Rinka-san was getting down on her knees.

“Rosalin, I have to go to work, so listen to her by yourself. Rinka-san, stand up. Rosarin will forgive you if you apologize properly.”

“No, she will scold me.”

“What did you do?”

“What have you done?”

In the end, we asked Dirk to join us.

Yadda yadda.

“I don’t really mind?”

Rinka seems to have told the Evi… no, Lavi? that she knows about his past, but it's not really a problem if he knows. He must already know of what could happen in the future, so I don’t really care if she told him about his seal either.

“Rosarin-chan, I love you!!”

“Rather than that, why did you tell that guy Lavi about your situation with Niisan and his wife that followed before me?”

“Au… I, I couldn’t say it…”

“I know. But it’s not fair!”

Rinka was obviously flustered by my sulking. Dirk was laughing.

“Awawawa… I’m sorry! Even though I was treated so well by Rin Neechan, I am so pathetic that I couldn’t reconcile with you proper—”Stu~pid.”

I took on the form of Rin and messed up Rinka's head.

“You did a great job on your own. You are my proud niece. You're stupid and a rotten at heart, though.”

“Ugh~ calling me stupid and rotten is unnecessary!”

“Come on, spit it out, you stupid girl.”

Rinka told me honestly about what happened after my death: Four years later, she died just as they were finally talking about moving in together again.

“What a bad timing.”

“... Yeah. Ah, that reminds me, I bought some souvenirs.”

Rinka laid out some familiar items on the table.

“It’s Rosarin-chan’s good luck charm!”

“Don’t buy stuff like this!”

“No, don’t you find stuff like this amusing?”

Rinka pointed at the one with the rose in its mouth. Yes, it's interesting, but! It's strange, you know! In various ways!

“... Well, it’s amusing.”

Eventually I reluctantly accepted it. The music box, a simple little box that seemed to be the real souvenir, was very cute and I liked it.

“I got this for Dirk-san.”

“!! Thank you! I will treasure it! I will cherish it!! Ahh… they are all so cute…”

“Wait.”

“What is it?”

“Why is it that the Wolfanean souvenir is a picture of me!?”

“They sell these in the back alleys.”

“What a thing!!”

“Rosarin is very popular over here, after all.”

Contrary to my lamenting, Mr. Dirk seemed to be very happy. Well, it can't be helped that the merchants of Wolfanea, who have a strong business spirit, are not staying quiet. Oh, it's from when I was grilling a grilled chicken. This is me, probably looking at Dirk……… hah! I just realized something terrible.

“Rinka…”

“Yes.”

Calm down, be cool, be cool. I have to ask.

“Do you have any photos of Dirk?”

“Huh?”

“I do. I thought I'd give it to you to quell your anger the next time I do something wrong.”

“Kyaaaaaa!! Dirk is so wonderful! So handsome! Rinka-chan, Rinka-san, Rinka-sama!! Thank you, I will make this my heirloom! I will bring it with me to the graveeee!!”

“Your excitement is not halfassed huh! Calm down a little!”

For a while, I became a superhighlyexcitedrosarin!! It can’t be helped. From young boy Dirk, and half-naked Dirk during the Muscle festival, to rare Muscle festival costume-wearing Dirk-sama…

TOO MUCH MOE!!

“You are being loved…”

“... I’d rather she cared more about the real thing.”

“Eh?”

“Ah.”

“... Ufufufufu… Dirk, you are such a cutieee!!”

“Nya!? Why are you undressing me… where are you going, Rinka-san!?”

I hugged Dirk vigorously and took off his jacket that was in the way. I'm calling in late today, we can go to work after making out for a little!

“Well, I’m obviously intruding. I wish you happiness… and go explode!”

“Rinka, we are going to tackle the last dungeon after I finish my current work. You should be prepared for that. We'll talk about the Revelation later.”

“Roger that!!”

Rinka left this time.

“Umm…”

“I will be sure to keep you occupied with all of my might, My Darling!”

“......... I will be in your care.”

Dirk also seemed to be in a flirty mood, so after making out with him with all my might, we went to work. Dirk was walking unsteadily from too much mofuing.

It can’t be helped that my Mr. Dirk is the cutest in the world.

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