Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 395 (Patreon)

Speaking of Wolfanea
I had tea with Evi-san and walked around the town again. We came across a huge statue in the central square… what is it? This looks familiar…

“Isn’t that amazing? Behold the image of the Meat Saintess, Rosarin-sama!”

“”............””

Evi-san and I looked at the statue. It's Valkyrie, no matter how you look at it. It's Rosarin-chan’s Valkyrie, isn't it?

“I think that’s Valkyrie, no?... What is Meat Saintess?”

“Ohh! Rosarin-sama is worshiped as the Meat Saintess and Goddess for her achievements in protecting the people of Wolfanea from the hordes of monsters and saving us from starvation. How about buying Rosarin-sama’s amulet? I heard that it will keep you fed.”

The uncle handed the amulet. It was Valkyrie holding a rose, with a pretty ribbon, and a lot of sparkles… I have indescribable feelings about this.

But, an amulet with blessing that prevents hunger is so like Rosarin-chan(lol).

“Then, I will take all of these.”

It’s amusing, so I will gift these to Rosarin-chan. I bought all of them without hesitation.

“Thank you for the business!”

“By the way, I don’t think that’s the real Rosarin-chan.”

“Oh! You know a lot, don’t you, lassie? How about a picture of Rosarin-sama? You can't get them very often because they're basically forbidden to trade.”

“You are violating usage of her likeness!”

“Her what?”

It seems that there were no portrait rights in this world. I'll report this to Rosarin later. There were also some recent paparazzi photos. I'll give them to Dirk-san as souvenirs after I report to him. I bought all kinds without hesitation.

“Muscle, meat, meat, Rosarin!!”

“Meat, meat, muscle! Rosarin!!”

A mysterious group of white cloaks were marching around, shouting "Rosarin". Well, they were there when I was ranked up as well. However, the number of people is more than that time. Too many.

Evi-san stood in front of me. Oh meow… is he protecting me? How handsome.

“Muscle, brawny muscle! Drik-sama!!”

“Hustle muscle! Dirk-sama!!”

And from the other side came a group of black cloaked hustle muscles… a group of muscular guys shouting Dirk-san’s name. Just how is the Barton couple being treated in Wolfanea… both Evi-san and I had a distant look on our faces.

Huh? Evi-san, aren't your eyes white?

“The greatest of them all is Rosarin-samaaaaa!!”

“No, the strongest is Dirk-samaaaaa!!”

No, I don’t care about that.

“What is that thing?”

“Ah, recently there's been a lot of arguing between Rosarin-sama and Dirk-sama's fans about who's stronger. It's really annoying.”

“... Hahh.”

The Bartons’ are really popular in Wolfanea, it seems. As I was watching the play happen in front of me in a daze, I caught a sight of a group of kids who nearly got caught up in the scuffle between the arguing men.

“Tsu-san!”

“!!”

I set a barrier around the children, and Evi-san knocked the old men away.

“Goruaaah!! What are you going to do if little kids get hurt! You are going to pay for the sky-high doctor’s fees!”

“Shuddup, you lass!”

“You wanna go!?”

“Tsu-san! If they don’t understand words, let’s use force!”

And from there, it was one-sided violence. I switched Tsu-san to a machine gun, and since I am a super-gun-shooter, I was able to hit the targets with a great accuracy, and since I was firing magic bullets, the power was adjustable. In no time at all, the old guys all collapsed to the ground.

“Listen here, okay? It's a trivial matter whether Rosarin-chan or Dirk-san is stronger! You should be ashamed of yourselves for having the guts to put others down in order to gain an advantage in what you think is right, and for almost injuring an unrelated people because of it! Rather, your annoying behavior is bringing Rosarin-chan and Dirk-san’s reputation down!! Go reflect on it!!”

The old men were depressed. I'll stop. Don't whimper while lowering your ears and tails. It makes me feel like I have done something wrong! Anyway, I'm glad you understood.

Now, I'm going to continue my date with Evi-san. I tried to leave quickly, but they stopped me.

“... Wait a moment, please! What is your name?”

“I am—”She’s the disciple of Rosarin Rosenberg-sama! Magical Hero☆Lyrical Linker Rinka-sama!! That’s right, the Hero recognized by Gods! Lyrical Linker-sama!!”

“Hogyaaaah!?”

A strange old man put on a smug face and covered my reply with his own! Why did he say that name? I took a closer look and saw that he was one of the adventurers who was present in the bar at that time! What an unnecessary thing to say!!

“All hail Rinka-sama!”

“Rosarin-sama’s disciple, huraaay!!”

“Linker-samaaa!!”

“Hawawawawa…”

Crap! I was surrounded by the hustle muscles! Someone pulled me aside as I was cringing with tears in my eyes, unable to attack because they had no bad intentions.

“We are running away.”

“Fueh?”

My vision was enveloped in a total black... and in an instant, I was transported to another location. I found myself on top of a hill somewhere, with no one around… but a single large tree.

“... Evi-san?”

“You looked like you were in trouble, so I thought I’d hello you out… you want to go back?”

“Nonono, thank you very much.”

“I see. Don’t overdo things too much. I was startled.”

Well, I probably shouldn’t have pulled out a machine gun in front of Evi-san and start scolding the old guys while firing at them… Even though I didn't have a choice, I still feel dejected.

“Yes.”

“I’m not angry with you. I’d be sad if you got hurt.”

“...... Ye, yesh……”

Evi-san was smiling with gentle eyes… please don't do that because I'll die of a heart attack. The cause of death is heart rupture. Too much kyunkyun! And being gently nudged on the head… thank you for the reward!!

Anyway, we both wanted to look around a little more, so we decided to take a break here and enjoy shopping again at a place far away from where we were earlier.

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