Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 374 (Patreon)

True story and novel.
I returned with Rinka to Christia and joined the other members.

“Ojousama, why me?”

Well, I guess she’s right. To be honest, Rabisha-chan is rather unsuitable for combat.

''... Because many of the other combat-oriented members are those who don't have the word ‘going-easy’ in their vocabulary… and to be honest, they don't train Rinka well. I have to ask Rinka to accompany me on the most difficult, unexplored dungeon attack.”

“Ah, I get it.”

Of course, the intention is to cooperate with Alphage-sama's love life, but I always thought that Rabisha-chan was always very good as a supportive fighter.

“Good morning, Miss Rabisha.”

“Good morning to you, Alphage-sama. You have free time to participate this time as well?”

“Not really? When it comes to you, Alphage has been always working ha—.”

“Don’t give out the backstory! Cu-tan!”
“... Curtis, don’t expose me like that!!”

Curtis was muzzled by Rinka, and Alphage-sama was bludgeoning him. A brilliant combination. Well, Curtis probably let them do it because it was the two of them.

“... You must be jesting. You get along quite well.”

Blizzard has occurred. Rabisha-chan... your eyes aren't smiling!

“Usamegane Sensei! I have proposed to Evi-san!”

“...... What?”

Rinka is an idiot, but she can read the air. She must have felt Rabisha-chan's jealousy and desperately told her it was a misunderstanding. And, as a result of that much desperation…

“Unlike Usamegane Sensei, I don’t like Alphage-sama in the romantic way! I like him as a friend!”

“!? Wha, Rinka-chan, stop!!”

Rabisha-chan ran off with Rinka in her arms. I hurried after her.

It took me a while to find them.

If she were a normal Rabisha-chan, she would have noticed me right away, but perhaps because she was desperate, she did not.

“H, how do you know how I feel about Alphage-sama…”

“Eh? Ah, from the novel. It was modelled after Alphage-sama and Usamegane Sensei, right?”

“Ukyaaaah!? Hohohohow could you tell!?”

“No, it was just that Usamegane Sensei was written as a man… it was so realistic that I started to think it was written as a real story.”

“Uuugh…”

Rabisha-chan turned red and curled up.

“What novel?”

“Hiii!? Nooo! Ojousama… you heard…?”

“I did. So, what about the novel?”

“It’s Usamegane Sensei’s work, and probably this world’s first BL.”

What a thing.

In despair, I collapsed on the spot. No, wait! It’s still all right!

“Was that novel sent to the market already…?”

“It was such a masterpiece that a prototype is being circulated in social circles.”

Damn! I was too late…!

“What a thing! Stupid! Why did you teach BL to Rabisha-chan of all things!?”

“That’s… because I’m rotten myself!”

“Stop puffing out your non-existent chest! You know! Yet you introduced Rabisha-chan to it!”

“But well, Usamegane SenseI’s BL is quite light, it’s lacking ero. It’s amusing, you should read it too, Rosarin-chan.”

“Kuh…”

“Noooo! Please don’t read it!”

The novel Rinka gave me… it described Rabisha-chan's feelings for Alphage-sama……… I want to read it, but I'm not comfortable with it. I dodged Rabisha-chan who was trying to take it away from me and captured her for now. I thought about it a lot. I was conflicted.

In the end, I had no choice but to read it.

“... This is amazing.”

“Right?”

“It was just plain fun.”

Why. Why do I feel defeated…

“Right?”

“She really loves the Ice prince Alphage-sama, doesn’t she… the White Rabbit Rabisha-chan.”

“Yeah, it’s a story overflowing with love.”

“”...............””

By the way, Rabisha-chan was dead. The cause of death was shame, I understand.

“”So, how much of it is a true story?””

“Noooo! Stop asking! I’m already dead!! I want a lawyer!!”

Rabisha-chan was flustered. Incidentally, I asked her whether she wanted me to do a realistic reading in front of Alphage-sama or tell me how much of it was a true story.

“I will gladly tell you!!”

In the end, it was 90% true story.

Alphage-sama… so you are the seme. He did the kabedon, the chin-squeeze, the whispering in the ear…! At any rate, Alphage-sama, it was super effective! So outrageous, do more! I decided to tell him that.

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